Kira likes cats ... in stews.

Ultima stole the Nyan cat for herself =O

Kira is blaming Ultima for stealing the Nyan cat, but Kira stole the Nyan. The NYAN is GONE!

=O i do not have the Nyan cat cuz you took it 1st >=3

*Shifty eyes* Nooo.... I would never steal the Nyan. But you threw white paint on my shirt.

lies!! i threw rainbow paint!!!

Luna IS the nyan cat =O

I am not the Nyan cat, you wish you were the Nyan cat!

nu i wish i was a werewolf =3

Luna sneaks into peoples house for "no reason"

I do not... Much.
You are a carnivorous plant monster!

Luna be a dino who go rawr =O

!sdrawkcab daer ylno uoy

-claps- =O nice

Luna only speaks her own language, she needs an alien translator to understand everything

You live in a secret underground government facility, as you are a WMD waiting to be used against the Taliban!

O.O i had no idea =O

Luna is the one in charge of sending me to the Taliban.. it's the only way she'd know about it

Well if that's the way it is...
Kira is now being fired through the air, towards the Taliban!

O.O

Luna forgot that she fired someone else as i ran away

Kira forgot the tracker I had implanted in him, and I will follow him to the ends of the earth to get him to stop the taliban!

Lunaryon sneaks into stores at night and steals scented shampoo in bulk. Why? No one knows.

Do you have any idea what it takes to keep my hair both this color and silky smooth? Lots more scented shampoo then I can afford.
Behemoth is out to steal the worlds largest piece of cubic zarconium.

Luna caramelldansen's vigorously when no one is watching.

Yes! Yes I do! Ulitma is a dangerous Summon in the final fantasy series!

Luna altered the anime im currently watching to make it strange and bizarre (and not in a good way)

Kira killed someone with the Death Note!

sshhhhh =O it was just one and i wanted to see if it worked

Luna made the Death Note

Kira stole the Death Note from me

Luna enjoys blaming me for stealing

I do enjoy blaming people. But Kira is now on fire.

again?!

luna lit me on fire

Kira lit herself on fire.

>.>

Luna brain-washed me to do it

Brainwashing... Hmm... Will look into that.
Kira you brainwashed me into brainwashing you!

Lunas blaming me for something i didn't do

Kira blaming me for things he did.

Luna takes bubble baths in chocolate milk

No Kira takes bubble baths in chocolate milk. I'm lactos intolerant

Luna's making me run out of ideas X3

Kira's ran me out of ideas as well.

Luna smokes teddy bear fluff!

Reyoki eats peoples dreams

Luna turns dreams into nightmares =O