Is that if you eat the taco or the cookie, Marik? o. .o; Maybe random roulette with the tacos is a better idea..

eh.. but it's 50/50.. might not get a poisoned taco.. -stares at the pile of tacos before plucking one out-

Oh its easy to tell whether the taco meat is poisoned or not, the poisoned taco meat is light brown while the unpoisoned kind is dark brown... Or was it the other way around? I bet Bakura would know but he aint here now..

-raises an eyebrow- Yes.. where is Bakura at? -glances uneasily at taco in her hand trying to see what color the meat is-

Oh you'll be fine! *Stuffs taco down the throat*
WAIT! It was definitely the light brown meat that wasn't poison!

well ugh
someone broke my laptop (Believe me, I didn't do anything >: )

Bakura! Which meat was poisoned!? Was it the light brown or the dark brown meat?

Dark brown Marik... did you feed it to someone?

I am in need of more evil tacos. :O

-chokes as Marik shoves the taco down her throat- o. .o; I didn't get to see what color the meat was, Bakura..

Oh your eating the light brown!

next time put a notice on Marik, we don't actually want to kill council members, right?

Yyyyeeeeeeeessssss... I totally don't want to kill some of our members.. It's not like I have an evil plan or anything. HahahaHA... Oh Bakura, you and your stand up.

o . o; than why offer poisoned tacos? or do you think we have traitors among the ranks?

whatever...
But if you try to poison me... well let's just say I wouldn't do it if I were you

Gotcha. Besides I would never kill you! Who else would I consult to for council related members!?

I guess that's better than nothing :/

*Sneezes*
RAAA RAAA CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Bakura! I think I'm getting sick!

I don't care Marik

I think Grandma older then the Egpytian gods cookie's got me sick.... Oooh... Bakura! Go pick up some medicine.. Ohhhwoooaaaaah... Unless you want to here me mourn all night.

Maybe I'd actually want that *Chuckles*
But... I still don't care Marik!

*2 Mourning days later*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. RAAAAAAA.

Aww he's still alive *looks disappointed*

Oh Bakura! I think I'm hallucinating.. Did you just say I want your body?

Taco's are hard to say "No" to.

You are definitely hallucinating Marik

But don't you want to know the secret? TO GET PERFECT ABS LIKE THESE!? *Coughs*

I am not interested Marik, I have more than enough fangirls to go around already

*Isn't sick anymore*
But that's just it Bakura! If we get all the fan girls, THEY WILL FILL US WITH THE MOST ULTIMATE POWER KNOWN TO GODS! Cheering....

It would be nice with some peace and quiet

Oh but Bakura think about those Fan girls... And whatever it is they do... Read? Watch.. What was some of that stuff again?
*Is in space right now talking to you over the phone, working on a portal device*

I really could live without my fangirls

Oh come on Bakura! What's wrong with fan girls?! I mean sure.. They will most likely bond us to chairs, and fondle us a little bit. But I believe your forgetting the most important aspect which is......
OK NEW PLAN! We disguise ourselves as ghosts...
*Finishes the teleportation device and goes back to the council lair.*
We give Yugi a hatchet... We sneak up on him.. And when he strikes us.. WE TELL HIM THAT WERE NOT REALLY GHOSTS! ITS GENIUS!

it sounds very hurtful, I am out

o . o; Say what?!? What kind of crack are you on, Marik?

I'm not taking crack! And why must you question my genius plans!?

Cause that idea sounds like shit.. especially if you give Yugi the axe.. <. <

FINE. We give him a chainsaw instead! THAT WOULD SHOW HIM!