when the other stopped he figured his actions had been noticed and though the words were confusing the pull debunked any notion that the other was not pleased. he tried to sound clever as he replied though the waver in his voice gave him away, "not likely to happen at this point"

Jordon found himself grinning. "Then I will have to use you as my sun block." He said twisting so his face met the others. "ready to go play in the water?"

he was not ready and was more than grateful the other could not see his face as he spoke, "i make for shitty sunblock, if you don't want to burn you should let me finish, or more, start over since you ruined what i already did"

He sighed dramatically and let go reaching out for the basket of food he brought. "Alright but don't forget my shoulders this time." He said pulling out a sandwich "Would you like a sandwich first?"

he remained slumped and so was granted an unusual insight as he felt the boy's muscles move under him. he wiggled the arm that was still over jordon's shoulder, "and how would i do that? i am covered in greasy sunblock"

Twisting once more in front of the boy he turned around and pressed the sandwich into the open mouth. He laughed. "Thats how." He said

in the end he was hand-fed the sandwich and while he reapplied the block the other boy had another though when both were done he did not wish to follow the boy out to the water and defended himself with claims of needing thirty minutes to digest

A small groan escaped his lips but instead he found himself laying on his back staring at the folds of the umbrella. "Fine, but only if we play 21 questions."

he gave a shrug at that, "whatever floats your boat dude, just no asking for like my social or the location of the bodies or anything"

His brows raised. "The fact that you even mention bodies has me highly suspicious. " He twisted so that he could look at the other holding one finger up. "Whats your favorite movie?"

there was not even a delay between the other asking and him answering, "super pandaman the movie, you know, that shitty movie from the late nineties, watched it until the vhs-tape wore out. same question back and so forth, whatever you ask you get to share"

He snickered until the other said they would just share questions. "Lame you just can't think of any questions." He huffed and turned over. "The 5th element. The 90s was a great time for movies man." He pursed his lips thinking of another question. "How many members in your immediate family?"

"dude, that one is hardly any better and i said that so you wouldn't ask bullshit questions. three, mom, my sis and me though there is a stray my sis and i feed when mom isn't around, his name is snickerbutt because he looks like snickers icecream.....well that and my sister is nuts." he stared over, "and you?"

"In my current house? Me and my roomies." He said with a smile trying to think of a question that wasn't bull shit. "Family wise, a mom a dad..." He pursed his lips together. "Vampire pirates or ninja werewolves?"

he laughed at that one, "no question about it, vampire pirates dude, always pirates"

"Screw that ninja werewolves, Can you image being a deadly Nosferatu and then your ship going down like the titanic? Phishaw..." He thought again of another question. "If you could have one superpower what would it be?"

this one took a few seconds to answer, not because he did not know but because the answer was too embarrassing, "....um i guess flying? i don't really think about that sort of thing"

He studied the boy "I would not want that power, I'd take phasing through crap instead, you know like walls, peoples undergarments, stuff like that." He said with a grin. "Its your turn to ask a question." He said falling back on his stomach.

he doubted they had made it to twenty-one but he would not bitch if it meant he did not have to go out under the sun, "if you were trapped for all eternity in a box and you could only take one thing with you, granted of course all your bodily needs would be taken care of, what would it be? batteries last forever, lights go on-and-off at will and there is a wall socket"

He held up a finger. "Is there internet and food and a bathroom?" He grinned. "If those are all there, I would bring a blow up doll and I would be good for eternity. Same rules you have to answer."

he laughed, "no internet unless that was your wish, yes food and you wouldn't need to go.... nice to know a hole for your weiner is all you'd need for all eternity though. i would take my gameboy gear"

"Well yes, I would have all the commodities except sex and I would not want a woman using up my space with no birth control making babies in my space." He shook his head. " A gameboy? No skittles?"

laughing louder he bent over and slapped his thigh, "oh god, ha- careful, your chauvinism is showing!"

He turned a faint shade of pink not sure why the boy laughing at him made him so. "Yes, well that doesn't save you from asking another question." He said rolling over to get something to drink of their food basket.

by the time the other returned and was chewing on yet another sandwich he had calmed down enough to ask another question, "would you rather turn into a woman and live the rest of your life as a rich housewife or stay a man and live in absolute poverty for as long as you are alive"

"You ask the strangest questions." He said pushing his body away from the ground, sitting close to the other. He pursed his lips together in thought and finally answered. "A house wife."

he nodded, "yes and same. my goal is to find a rich bitch who will coddle me and buy me shit. i would learn to clean and say 'yes dear' if i could spend all day eating bonbons like the wife from married with children. top or bottom?"

(he means with a girl XD)

He blinked. "I can not lie I do like t and a but the rack is not as appealing as the junk in the trunk." He said with a smile. Amused Jordon held up his hand. "Just out of curiosity. How good are you with kids because that is what a house wife does."

( and mine is assuming he means assets.)

that was not what he meant but it was interesting enough he let it go, "shit. absolute shit but if she has money we can hire a nanny, a mean british one with a sour face who has been doing it since before i was born and can whip even the worst little heathens into shape

His lips curved into a sardonic smile. "So since I am paying for a lot of things does that make you my house wife? I have bonbons and no kids." He said jokingly. "I can even get you a nice little dress to match your blue shorts."

looking the other up and down he gave a mock appraisal of the other boy's body, "tch, you look like you could not afford a fine-ass housewife like me. maybe when you make a little more money.....and get a gym membership"

"Being this pretty wasn't in the job description, only rich so you could eat bon bons." playfully he found the bag of skittles and tossed one at the mouth just before the boy could retort. "Gooouuuuelll"
(Goal )

laughing again he picked up the skittle that had bounced off of his face and ate it, "oops, thirty more minutes!"

He was silent for a long time. "Shit!" He said throwing another skittle at the other. "Man if I'm going to sit here Im going to go build a awesome sandcastle." He rolled over pushing himself up and strolled a few steps from the blanket, plopping down in the sand. "Hay... I think... I found a crab."

the idea that the other found a live creature struck his curiosity and going to the edge of the umbrella's shade he tried to get a good look at it, "where? i don't see it"

He staggered backwards jumping out of the way as he pulled a live white crab from the sands holding it way from the body and voiding its angry snapping claws. "DUDE" He said excitedly.

the scream was unintentional and if anyone asked most certainly not from his lips though as he scrambled back people started to get excited and flock it

He could not help himself, he turned and chased after Skittles.

when the other ran the few steps back and bore down heavily onto him he reacted instinctively and slapped away the arm that held the little brute and both of them watched as it was flung free

(you can pick if it hit anyone and how they fell)

The boy could hit hard, he realized as the crab flew in the air and landed on the ground. He did not have time to watch it in his daze state as his own body fell forward on Skittles. He chuckled. "Nice one. I ought to bury you in the sand." He said pushing himself slightly looking down at the other. "Well my plan worked, your in the sun lets go into the water now."