Next year I will be TWENTY-FIVE

TWENTY-SIX

yeah, i got nothin'.

My dad started hitting on his new girlfriend when she was TWENTY-SEVEN

eh, i got nothin' for TWENTY-EIGHT. :S

That's the day I got married in February.
all his friends told him he dropped the ball by not having it on leap year, but I was not for having no celebrate every 4 years bullshit.
I did not get married on the TWENTY-NINTH

my birthday is on august THIRTY!

and i'll bet you thought those numbers in my screen name were random.

April will never reach day THIRTY-ONE

owo, I did think those numbers were random! This way it'll be really easy to remember trystan's birthday when it comes around!

well March won't get to day THIRTY-TWO!

heee... XD

No month with ever manage day THIRTY-THREE!

2x17 is THIRTY-FOUR

Seven times five is THIRTY-FIVE

six squared is THIRTY-SIX!

You can't multiply anything to get to 37!

sure you can... 1 and 37.

and if you add 1 to that, you get THIRTY-EIGHT!

But that requires you to have ALREADY had 37, which you can't do by multiplying! :P

39

you can do it by adding.... and if you add up the numbers of fingers on both hands of four friends, you get FORTY!