Good for you....
I'm a sloth... /yawns/

nice...and hey!!! you infected me with a yawn even through the interwebs

That's how powerful I am...! /yawns again and falls asleep on your head/

I think your boobs are smooshing my brain!!!

I'M 2 FEET TALL DOLL! D< HOW AM I DOING THAT!?!?!? (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

You're sleeping on top of my head

With half of my body hanging behind... =3= My boobs... they can't be mushing your brainssss..... my boobs are soft... and are mushing my chest. XD Lol.

this is getting kind of kinky, maybe my joke went a little too far

With me... yes... it went to far... =w= never do a joke like that with me... cause it will turn kinky.... XD just like.... vibrating tootbrushes... XD

lol...that's still funny today

Indeed it is... ouo

you need to get a facebook so I can friend you on it!

I keep forgetting to search you! D< I have a facebook! I'm under an alias. =3=
Dokusei Ketsueki....

I sees, I'm under...well my actual name.

Thought so...
My grandma would kill me if it was my real name, though.... DX

I figured as much