I believe the geeks are cavorting and showing off their plummage and ritual dances.

Us peacocks gotta fly. And find a mate.

Updated. Not really sure what to do yet. Gonna let anyone who wants to take a stab at Mithais before I have Shealtiel hit him, since I imagine his Sheol magic would be rather effective.

Let me know what you guys want to do?

If anyone thinks I might be a threat, feel free to attack me as well. Out of character though, I really shouldn't be.

I could whack you with Sheol magicks and mutate you into some kind of undead. :p

Whatever works. Think I will use this as an excuse to power down Na'lsa, since he's expelling the raw materials of his most recent corpses to create this...form. Less flesh transformations and all that.

Anyone else wishing for a really big axe right now?

I imagine Lev is in no shape to stuff a grendade into Mathias' heart hole, is he?

I know precisely what to do, it will take me a moment (probably three posts because I have to go get it) or two though, to make it happen.

Well I'm in a shape, but Na'lsa is the more melee oriented half. Won't touch a gun unless he can't reach what he needs to kill. Grenades are kind of the same. And technically, his weapons aren't on him right now. Lev would be the one being ripped apart to shove a grenade in th-

Hey, do we have any of those grenades that rips a spirit from a body?

Right, that came off a bit rude. What I meant to say was, I have a grand way of killing him that doesn't require a grenade. You should let me try before blowing him up or blowing up his soul. :D

Ok, so for now, I think Dante's completely unaware of Innon.

I don't know where innon ported to, but I do know that my internet will be down till wnesday, so unless I'm in a coffee shop, like now, I will not be posting.

Feenai has some of those grenades, well...one of them, the rest are in the APC. She won't dare touch it with Kasdeja around though.

...Touch Kes with it. I want to eat him more and more. But the priest rivals him on my list of things to eat.

Er...if anyone doesn't have a character reference (in terms of appearance or whatever)...it'd be really nice if they made one really quick. Preferably image-based.

-cough-

I'm totally not doing anything time-consuming.

I would but A: I have no photoshop, and B: I hate drawing people, and C: I only really have a vague idea of what Dara actually looks like, beyond the basics.

Just read over the past thread page again. Missed some posts the first time. Salone, I might be disturbed by that description of yours if I wasn't still laughing at the "quivering haggis" comment. :p

Oh, and my the way, given that Dara just took out a good chunk of it, not sure how much of Priest's head is left to eat.

Must away now!

Darn. Quivering haggis was my undoing. I'm now going to have to deal with being a flesh-borne hellspider that has been set on fire. This going to be...fun.

Fried chicken comes to mind.

BBQ meat spider. Serves up?

I envision various body parts blasted around the area, slowly crawling aimlessly while on fire, until the very moisture is cooked away from them and they are unable to contract and expand the muscles. Can't wait to describe flesh popping. Guess I'll just actually write it instead of spoilering it here.

What is all this about "quivering haggis" your all going on about?

GUH. IT...IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE. -shakes around a bowl of wobbly almond tofu-

Some people seem to think that I sometimes make disturbing and/or funny descriptions of just what happens to my characters.

You would have had to encounter a haggis to get the reference. My brother had one at his wedding for his grandfather's "Ode to the Haggis" speech (lots of Scot in his family. Less so in mine). It was mostly for show but people tried it anyway. Tripe and other wierd things stuffed inside a sheep stomache, I think. It's this football-ish looking thing, beige or brownish and run through with white veins. It's charming. :)

Salone, you can try to wierd me out with your crawly flaming extraneous body parts but unless you've seen Dead Alive you'll need to up the gore level a little more. ;)

Hey, hey, Suze, what did young Shealtiel look like?

You're just going to make me try, aren't you?

Do it. I dare you.

Arsis...just so you know, if Na'lsa survives he is most lilely goimg to turn his full fury towards you. Fair warning.

Yeah! One of Na'lsa's prevoius meals can chew its way out of his back and attach itself to (what's left of) Mathias' face! And then when Mathias' holy light thing sears it in half the legs explode on his robes, then the upper half can extract a couple extra limb from Na'lsa's left-overs, stick them into it's torso and then walk itself over to Innon while the entrails that fell out of it can wiggle their way up the crosses and start freeing the other undead!

:D


EDIT: or, they can all erupt into black flame.

He's eaten several Dybbuk over the RP, not to mention a Saint, random people and a good chunk of Dante. He's pretty much collecting as much raw material and DNA (slut) as he can. I'm going to ask permission to attack Arasis' character here, Suz.

I have no qualms with it. I'm not sure how I'm going to fight the remnants of a burning meat spider, but shoot.

You can fight, but no killing each other unless one of you is all right with rolling a new character >_ (And I'd hate to lose either of them)

Maybe talk about it in PMs before posting to come up with something good.

Maybe just scare the crap out of him...

Yes... disturbing seems to be your forte.

ASDFGHJKL SUUUUZE DON'T IGNORE MY QUESTION.

(Well. You can for a while; I gotta eat anyways >.>)

/kidding

Sorry, Espy, been a long day.

Um, well, dark hair, probably shorter than he wears it now. No bald spot. Less wrinkles. :p

Would probably wear a dark suit of some kind.

Thank youuuu. XD (Nah, it's fine; seems like everyone's been having a long week.)

You guys get into a fight and there's a chance that Dara might decide to shoot one of you, and it would probably be Innon since she hasn't met the guy yet and as unnerving as Lev is to her, he hasn't tried to eat her yet.

Shealtiel's still just kind of hanging out here ready to blast someone with necromancy. Any volunteers? :p

-shoves Dante out in front-

(Dante: ....wait what.)