*illusion fades and then reappears*
Ahem.. I believe your forgetting something... When am I ever out in public? :p

Not even illusions are powerful enough to defeat staff-created black holes of doom. BLACK HOLES SUCK UP EVERYTHING EVER!
I wonder what would happen if two black holes got too close to each other. o.O

o.o.. IT WOULD MAKE A SUPER BLACK HOLE! Unless the other black hole went into reverse. Then they would eat each other probably.

it would start spewing matter back into space! we would get overcrowded! OH NO! D:

Overcrowded? BY BLACK HOLE MARTIANS!?

YES! they will steal all our resources! and eat your mother!

SHES YOUR MOTHER TOO YOU KNOW! D<

Which is why we can't let them escape their black hole prison! D:

XD
Why not I need some mayhem?

BUT OUR MOTHER! D: don't you love your own parents?

Pffttt... Come one.. There is a reason why Santa says Ho ho ho!

shoot, that double-posted? really? >.< **fixes**

what I'd meant to say was,
BUT I WOULD DIE WITHOUT HER COOKIES!

I thought you would die without ma cookies.. T.T
*is holding a plate of burnt into hockey pucks cookies*
There quadruple chocolate chip! Your favorite!

why does it smell like dead in here? D:

Because I filled it with love.. And.. Because I baked love I burnt it to a crisp

you BURNT YOUR LOVE? how mean! ;W;