...ohgawd. -spritzes behind Neirra with chlorox-

Nei...stop dirtying the dance floor.

Where's Ashy with the hose?

*appears in magical Rave Pirate awesomeness* Evening. *hops over bar* time to get to work...

-spins around to face the bar again-

Now you can serve me :3

(That totally sounds worse than I mean it.)

Yes that did. But, regardless, I think you may enjoy a new special I just finished devoloping. Liquid cookie. It's amazing.

Liquid...cookie... -drools-

Please please let me have some? -sparkly eyes-

*Pulls out a large cup and taps counter, allowing a spicket to pop up* One order of Liquid Cookie comin right up! *pours liquid cookie and hands cup ot Serra*

-steals before Serra can take it-

~wiiiiiide grin~

*trips over espy causing the whole thing to spill*

GAH?! -swipes from ground and licks finger-

*sigh* Oi! Espy! You're paying for that! *pours another for Serra* This one free of charge.

-grabs it quickly-

Espy so mean! But I guess it's okay.

-sips it happily-

-pauses with tongue halfway out-

Haven't got any money.

I see dishwashing in your future, Espy o.o

Then you're gonna work here... Or something. I don't know. I'll need to talk to Funk. But I am marking this down.

I'm after cleaning piss marks >.>

(brb, dinner)

I think Luna might have some uniforms that Neirra has...soiled...that might need cleaning then.

You know what... I think I might. But... Hmm... I really think I need to talk to Funk...

-is all floaty from drinking liquid cookie-

It's. So. YUMMY~~

I'm glad that that experiment was a success. Hmm... what to try next? 6hr Energy?

I would think Liquid Cookie would give you lots of energy.

Maybe you can try to make some fancy non-alcoholic beverage.

-juggles Sobe, pina colada, and blood oranges-

No worries, I've washed my hands.

*stares at the juggled objects* Hmmm...

-stares at Espy-

That's pretty impressive.

Trust me, blood orange juice may sound and look gory, but it is really good.

EDIT: IRL, I haven't practiced enough with juggling. Scarves are easy, but ping-pong balls aren't, yet.

Hey espy. What was Luna talking about?

Bloody orange juice..? That sounds like a dream for a vampire.

Espy stole my new Liquid Cookie drink but couldn't pay for it, Funk.

blood orange juice >.>

I already work as a bartender, what more do you need~

-Yawns softly.- Nap time?

I like Espy's avatar :3

someone mention me?

*hoses everyone*

-sputters as I wake up to cold water-

So..so mean D:

*hoses keiko*

im gonna start spraying you with honey soon

yeah youre not supposed to LIKE being hosed