Tell more tell plenty!
I will be giving out more prizes tonight btw

nice! well, i found myself peaked before but now i am all whipped up for more yolks<3

*Pokes for more yolks* don't hatch on me yet! I need you to stay in tip top egg shape!

omelet you know right now that i am not going to let you down >D

so, here is a joke; who came first, the chicken or the egg? what does it matter, the egg got laid >D

...Hmm, non-egg jokes.
See, jokes often are a response to something, and timing is key...so how to make a joke out of nowhere?

*Goes on an existential quest to find the origin of jokes*
*Finds the fabled root of all jokes*


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...It's...an egg...

>/ don't poach my audience!


why did the chef get arrested? she was caught whipping the cream and beating the eggs!

*Lawtan shrugs and lets chocobo have their audience*
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*Said audience is all egg*