Thank you, "friend" who literally never talks to me for seeing the words "mental" and "issues" placed next to each other and immediately jumping to the conclusion that, not only did you know better how to handle my "self-care", but that I clearly must need therapy.
But you do not really know anything about me, my life, or what my specific issues are. Not everything or everyone requires therapy. And if anyone knows how to deal with my own care, it is ME!

TL;DR: People need to stop offering advice if it isn't asked for, especially if they are trying to tell a person how to take care of themself.:p-angry:

So my fiance's been out of work for a few weeks now, and he hasn't ever turned off his 5:30 alarm for work. It's not a problem monday through thursday, but I HAVE A HUGE MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM BEING WOKEN UP AT FIVE GODDAMN THIRTY ON THE ONLY GODDAMN DAYS I GET TO FUCKING SLEEP IN, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT FUCKING STARTLES ME AWAKE SO GODDAMN WELL THAT I GET NO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP AFTERWARD, MEANWHILE HALF THE GODDAMN TIME THE ALARM DOESN'T EVEN WAKE HIM, OR HE FUCKING FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY AFTER TURNING IT OFF

So right now, I'm incredibly out of it from the sheer amount of shit I did to try and fall asleep that failed. I'm stuffed full of liquor, nyquil, benedryl and a double-bag cup of already extra-strength sleepytime tea.

I literally want to die.

THIS GODDAMN INTERNET NOT WORKING WHENEVER IT'S RAINING SAJKDHASDGA
WHY
JUST WHY
AND THE INTERNET PROVIDER SWEARS IT'S NOT THEM ASDHASGDDJ

lmao thnx EverAshwood
 

^REL8/8

ALSO THE EMOTIONS U FEEL WHEN UR SHIP IS SO OBSCURE THERE IS NO FANART OR FANFIC well there is one fanfic but i'm gonna pretend it doesn't exist because 1) it's not my ship and 2) WTF AND WHY HOW
HONESTLY IM FINNA CREATE A TUMBLR
JUST TO DEDICATE TO MY SHIP
BECAUSE CLEARLY I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW.JPG
FUCK IT I MAY JUST CREATE A DOUJIN
IM SO SALTY RN DONT @ ME ðŸ˜*

Ngl, you piqued my curiosity. What's the ship?

*privates tumblr*
*unprivates tumblr*
*privates tumblr*
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titanic x the black pearl

jk

Everything I like winds up getting discontinued or removed from inventory of the places nearby so that I have to go out of my way to find them. Even if there are like 50 variations, for some reason the one I go for gets removed.

tell me how u really feel about discontinued sour altoids

I haven't actually tried those. At least I wasn't responsible for that one.

darn these cursed feelings of mine

*shakes fist at sky* HOW DARE YOU MAKE BLUEBIRD FEEL

GIVE US BACK 3D DORITOS
http://puu.sh/zM62M/5b82e2d72b.jpg

WHY CAN'T WE FIND A FUCKING TECHNICIAN WILLING TO GO INSIDE OUR ROOF AND FIX THE DAMN CABLES
PLS
I don't want 100mbps internet
I just stable 5mbps internet
is that too much to ask!!!

WHY CAN'T WE FIND A FUCKING TECHNICIAN WILLING TO GO INSIDE OUR ROOF AND FIX THE DAMN CABLES
PLS
I don't want 100mbps internet
I just stable 5mbps internet
is that too much to ask!!!

Nah but it's def worth the double post
Fuck those fucks. I almost wish I knew where you lived because my brother does that shit