my strategy is in the staff forums ><

... *goes to spy on*

Needs no secret staff playbooks! HAha!

hah you guys arent on the same strategic level as me :P

... I see. Ashy, I'm pretty sure your strategy to sic rabid koalas at everyone isn't legal.

I counter with moose!

i cant control the koalas, they sic people of their own accord ><

Lies! I've seen the stash of "eucalyptus" you provide them every week!

yeah but its the wrong kind, heres an awesome fact:

koalas only eat one type of eucalyptus, theres like 1000 different varieties of eucalyptus trees :D

"Rides upon moose all valkrie-like*

Victory is mine!

And how many different species of koala are there?
*rides shot gun on the moose's horns*

i see your moose and raise you...

A CASSOWARY!

*rides cassowary*

*goes to look up what a cassowary is*

*Slingshots marmots while environmentalist suddenly appears shouting something about endangered species.*

PETA is going to have a field day with the two of you.

theyre like this big land bird (like an emu or ostrich) but theyre damn vicious, if you go into their territory they will run you down and cut your jugular with their toes :o

whats a marmot?