YES I DO. I was making a joke, sheesh. Are you seriously taking me literally now?

Okay Marik, please explain it to me *Smirks*

Well uh.. Gravity is the force that keeps us down on the ground.. And.. Stuff.. It's a law...
IS THIS REALLY RELEVANT!? I thought we were here to take over this Friggen world TRIZZ PEE.

*Chuckles* Oh but a great mastermind like you should know how relevant it is Marik

SILENCE! I SHARE DECLARE WHAT'S RELEVANT AND WHAT'S NOT, BINKI BOY!

Now! Lets ponder ideas on how to take over Trisphee!
*Moves into a thinking position*

Sure whatever you say *Sits down and reads a book*

That's it! What if we steal all the books... Make a fort in the middle of a public area. So when they come to get their books back, we jump out and say "BOO! WERE EVIL!"
That way we will surely get more TRIZZ PEE council members! And we can have resources to do bigger and better things!

but how will this affect the pharaoh exactly?

Where have you been!? We somehow got transported on this weird world called TRIZZ PEE. I swear Bakura, what do you last remember? I recall seeing Phantom of the Opera with you... BEST PLAAAY EVER MUST I REMIND YOU! And then I ended up here.

But isn't your gold to destroy the pharaoh? No matter where you are Marik?

Well.. WHERE IS HE!? If he was here I would make a scheme in an instant. But no! We are in a world were people throw FRIGGEN cows at you, slenderman is roaming freely, and FRIGGEN miniature size EVERYTHING that you order online here.

Like O-M-G it's MARIK!!

I'll follow you to the end of the world -as long as I get Joey and those free tacos- XD

A-ha! You see this Bakura!? An instant slave! Really, you'd think this planet would sell them in little containers in the freezer aisle.

*creeps out of the thread slowly, confused as heck.*

im so disappointed in you illusion-marik, how could you forget something YOU did, have you even been watching marik plays bloodlines?