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It's gonna cost more than the food :l
You fly down here and come get it xP |
that'll cost more than all of that though!
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But but.. Then you could have all you wanted and we could hang out!
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*The 7 headed chaos dragon flits in, completely unaware of what is going on*
Cookie? |
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I like eating unhealthy foods too much too, lol. Healthy foods just don't have enough taste... I keep having to add salt to them and eventually, I'm all screw this shit and get foods I like. I just don't have the "sophisticated" palette for such foods. Right now, I'm just looking for stuff to eat, lol. I'm currently trying my hand at beef stew from scratch... like... literally... taking a few recipes to make 1 (cause I can't find a recipe to which I have ALL the ingredients to) and after Googling certain foods to see what exactly flavor or what kind of chemistry it does for the food.... I've got my So... if I die tonight or tomorrow morning... I'd like to say... Batty, I love you! <3<3 Screw the rest of you! >-> Just kidding. XP <3 all you guys! |
I'll get the first aid for food poisoning ready. Gotcha covered.
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haha I love making stew ouo
If we don't hear from you tomorrow then Lawtan was unable to save you. |
I'm not sure that I trust the guy who's nothing but bones to save my life....
Tho if I were to die, I'm going to try to come back as the Grim Reaperess. |
And speaking of unhealthy foods...Gluttony season is nearly upon us!
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But think - I at least won't be stealing your food (lack of stomach and all) |
I hate Thanksgiving... >.<
Although, this year should be better since we're not inviting any family for our feast, so maybe it'll be better, lol. |
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I just hope that this food turns out well or at least good enough for me to stomach it. I'm out of cheese for more grilled cheese, XD. |
I make a mean turkey <3
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Well, just cook the beef until it is grey, and if it is thick, check the insides.
Only thing I can think of. |
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Glomps! I hungee! |
/rolls around/'my mood went from awesome to crappy in the span of 5 minutes. Pfft. /tackles glitchy/ turkey is bleh lol
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*A head of the dragon turns into a pillow and hammock for Alatariel*
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=Runs in hidden behind a sheet= Ooooooooo its a g-g-g-ghostie!!!!!
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*Sends a horde of Glittering Ghost Jellyfish after the "ghost" to bedazzle it*
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NO NOT BEDAZZLE!!! =fizzes out and poofs= |
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*Puts Jellyfish away* *Offers cookies and milk* |
So, I got my mom with a joke.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness |
that issue when a video game drags you off for the whole day...
Rip my day. D: |
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D'aw hammock dragon <3 /snuggle
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lol, took me like ten tries to figure out what that was. XD When I was a kid people used to do that to me, but I always tended to say 'and' before the last part for some reason and it made the kids trying to make fun of me mad. XD Derpiness for the win!
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I was whispering this out loud and trying to figure out the joke, and my boyfriend whipped his head around and was like 'What the hell are you looking at on that computer??' |
lol, it is pretty funny. XD
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I'm totally regretting eating Mexican food tonight. Ugh. Hubby gets to sleep peacefully.. I get to have stomach issues. :l I want to curl up in the warm bed haha
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Haha that joke took me three tries as well xD
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Someone had shared it on Facebook and I said it out loud (I knew it had to have been something dorky but funny) and got it immediately. So I told Mom to say it and I busted out laughing (I swear I've been given some sort of marijuana injection or something). She couldn't figure it out, so I had my brother come in and had Mom say it again and he started chuckling. Mom still couldn't figure it out so I finally said it and she got it. XD |
That's adorable. I would be the same until someone explained / showed me the joke a few times. XP fortunately, I've heard this one before tehe
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I try to enjoy the small things in life. Makes me want to try to make up my own.
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I like your avi obsi! :D
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...My mom isn't. She's likely to make them.
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There's nothing wrong with a mom that knows how to have fun
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It was golden. |
My mom usually has to think about dirty jokes for a couple of seconds, then she just smiles and sort of scoffs and rolls her eyes. It's the best!
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