I offer the beast hot dog preztel crust pizza from pizza hut

The beast refuses sixteen finely crafted strawberry macaroons.

But it eats the hot dog preztel crust pizza from pizza hut.

I spelt pretzel wrong. I feel ashamed

Hmm, maybe 16 was too much.

I offer one finely crafted strawberry macaroon to the beast!

The beast also refuses one finely crafted strawberry macaroon.

But they were so finely crafted T-T

I give the beastslightly salted crackers instead

The beast shakes its head after it sniffed at slightly salted crackers.

Maybe the beast is tired of sweets.

I confidently present stuffed peppers to the beast.

completely lost but I'll feed it lasagna because it was what I had today.

*offers Freshly-baked Spanakopita with perfectly golden puff pastry to the beast*

I offer some tossed chicken salad with extra olives and no mushrooms

Maybe the beast is finally satiated, because neither stuffed peppers nor lasagna catch its interest.

But what's that? It eats the whole Freshly baked Spanakopita with perfectly golden puff pastry! And the entire tossed chicken salad with extra olives and no mushrooms (even though it doesn't particularly seem to care whether or not there are mushrooms in there).

XD silly beast XD

It just has a refined taste. I mean, it ate you... XD

But it also ate me... how refined can it be...

It ate me, too. Beast is a finicky thing. lol

Muh stuffed peppers---rejected! D: Gonna return to the basics.

I offer the beast apples.

I offer the beast Corned Beef with Cabbage, Carrots, and Potatoes

Note to self: Next round make beast eat users only :p-innocent:

Right now neither apples nor Corned Beef with Cabbage, Carrots, and Potatoes can satisfy the beast's cravings.

-throws caramel kettle corn at the beast-

Beast throws caramel kettle corn right back.

Uhm...... what about pulled pork sandwiches? They're delicious I promise

*curls up inside the beasts mouth* There I give you a sleepy Tiva

I Throw Reeses Pieces at the beast, and the sleeping tiva.

The beast isn't sold on pulled pork sandwiches, drops sleepy Tiva on the ground and closes its mouth before the Reeses Pieces.

*cuddles up to the beast anyway*

Beast purrs like a kitten.

Note to self: make next round "users only"

Pretty sure this is a last round Death, event is ending. But I think this would be fun to do again for another event.

*prepares crab rangoon for the beast's last supper*

So picky :(
I offer the beast Tiva covered in sunscreen

Yeah I know. Pity, isn't it? I know you've all come to like the beast's charming attitude.

Beast scrunches its nose at crab rangoon and turns its back to Tiva covered in sunscreen.

Next time I won't be eaten... I hope

*Pouts* Love me!! Why you no eat me!!

*looks at my failed dishes* OTL

*prods the beast with a roasted zucchini*

...I think it would definitely eat a naked Tiva. You need to understand, all those ribbons and laces get stuck in poor beast's teeth...

The beast happily munches bacon.

But it doesn't seem to enjoy roasted zucchini.

Fineeeee *feeds the Beast Death by Mirrors instead*

*feeds the beast a paradox* 100% gluten free

The beast swallows Death by Mirrors, and with no host to remain this game is now officially over. The paradox is now we'll never find out whether or not the beast would have liked a paradox, or what its final pattern was. :p-evil:

NOOO I need to know the pattern!!!