It's what the pasties are for. He trying to break out of the friend zone, but all the potential partners just think he's "quirky" that way. Poor doggo.

Your avatar is so cool >.< They stack very nicely.

Thank you. But do not look at it for too long. Your eyes might melt and I don't want to deal with having to explain to people what happened and why you can't work.

I'd definitely eat puppies
Don't even need to run out of cows

Well now there is a unicorn. You wouldn't eat a unicorn would you mdom? HUH? YOUR BRETHREN? You wouldn't.

Mdom will not eat me, I am secretly a Unicorn.

fffffffffffFINE
I wouldn't eat a unicorn!!!!

mdom has an official Unicorn Hunter Hunting license since August 2018

Oh no!! I'm scare now.

No need to be. Unless you hunt unicorns, then mdom is coming for you.

It's a netflix hit show

I saw somewhere that unicorn meat tastes like horse meat.

*wanders through, giving a knit doll hair*

Knitted hair, or do you just weave in loose strands?

Bio... I'm watching you u.u

You can watch me fly away on my pegasus since they are way cooler.

*watches in awe*

As long as they don't have horns...

I think a pegasus with a horn is an alicorn or something like that

ok alicorns are protected, pegasuses are not

I'm going to need to hire someone to open my boxes.

oh bby I'd open your boxes... all night long

Ohhh, something naughty happening? XD

I wish!!!

Hmmm

I'll open your boxes if you open mine boxes.
Wonder if it is possible to code something like a button that opens all boxes at once. That would be lovely.

I forgot I had boxes! <x} Hehehe. But then again, I can't be expected to remember things in my current state of sleep and nutrition and emotional deprivation. ;u; *flops over into a puddle facedown*

That's so me right now.

xnx *muffled in puddle* 'm habby yuh cn' relate Pnda. <3

Are PegaCorns and UniPegs protected by you as well?
Also, why are you not protecting Pegasuses mdom? Why are you being so... racist? No, that's not it. Horsist.
Why are you being so horsist?

And don't forget the eight-legged ones. They may be fast to outrun you, but still are an endangered species.

x-x My body feel like messy and sadness, and it's not even period time yet. *rolls over in puddle* ;_; I'm so glad I don't have to leave home today, I just wanna relax!
Also,
you mean Slipper the Loki horse??

beeps softly somewhere in the distance.

Yep. I mean. Matings between horses and gods don't happen that often. No wonder those spidey-horses are scarce.

slepnir, you say?

I'm but a single person!! Can't protect all them horsies ok
only horned ones

do goats count as horned horsies

They have four legs and you can try to ride them. Sounds close enough.

One horn only
two horns is another department

I have a headache~!