spiders are super neat, but i have mild arachnophobia.

I hate the movie D: it made me scared of spiders for a long time

I just worry about them going in my ears. Which is a valid concern. Because it has happened. Little spider tip tapping on my eardrum. My mother said it was probably just water that was caught. Nope, came crawling out when I used ear cleaner.

*incoherent screaming*

What does coherent screaming sound like?

Loud words. Like old people screaming at the wee ones to "GET OFF MY LAWN YA DARN CHILDREN!"

Trash Metal.

me singing in the shower

Aww, you have a great singing voice Blue. Your washroom also has very good acoustics and makes your songs much clear.

who are you and how did you get in my bathroom

I am ok and you left the window unlocked. You are running low on tp by the way.

>:O what the heck, okok?? when did you escape my bathroom?

*cough* >w> I think you mean Thrash Metal.~ *pat pats DbM's foot*

You left the window unlocked. I wanted to see the world beyond the cabinet under your sink. ):

that's one for the horror story in 10 words
'Little spider tip tapping on my eardrum'

ok are you okios

mdom that story reminded me of the surgical(?) gif of removing a cricket from an ear

HOW DID IT EVEN GET IN

very carefully

-gigglesnort-

Me: kdhfkjdhsjkfhsdjkfhdsjkhfdsjkfhdsjkhfdkjsh *felt something on her arm, looked over, saw eight-legged doom*

Elf player: Pfft

DM: Two kittens?

Me: I don't like spoods on me.

EP: Spooder kitten

Me: not a kitten.

DM: No. That would only have 4 legs. That's why you need 2 kittens.

Me: it wasn't a kitten. it was a fucking SPIDER.

DM: Oh.

Me: gods. I know I'm fat, but I'm not fat enough to not notice a kitten on my arm

DM: Maybe it was very small.

Me: IT WASN'T A FUCKING KITTEN.

@Merskelly: yea sometimes I typo. when in doubt, blame autocorrect.

auto-erection.

i know how to turn autocorrect off on a Galaxy S5.

I've... never had autocorrect on. I hate it :|

I like it because I make typos all the time

But what if it was a kitten

Auto correct is the best. Especially when you don't know how to spell properly. Why yes, I did go to school in Canada since I was a wee one. No, I do not remember listening in any of my learning English classes.

My mom has the thing on her phone that gives word suggestions and it always exasperates me bc mom, relying on that isn’t going to help you learn better grammar and spelling.

No. But it is nice to have a robot think for you!
But you know, there are some words out there that auto correct has helped me learn how to spell! Then there are others that it just confuses me with. Such as, cheque, grey, and apologise to name a few.

-wheeze- Check and gray.

Gods, I’ve always stood by gray instead of grey, but the latter is becoming so prevalent that sometimes I heck up.

I prefer using gray instead of grey because gray flows much nicer than grey.

I've always used grey as far as I know, gray tends to seem off.

isn't gray a name though??

So the difference is:

grAy is used in America
grEy is used in England

I also like grey, but I also prefer aubergine over eggplant, so don't mind me mixing English from all anglophone countries xD

Oh my language is all messed up because I read a lot of books from a lot of different areas when I was little. The spelling bees always sucked

i think eggplant is hilarious XD like, who would ever confuse this with an egg? like what even bird??

Excuse you. This even bird, clearly.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Srn0xkXTSgs/hqdefault.jpg

that is a pencil sharpener XD not bird

What are you talking about? It honks!