No worries, I only bite people who claim it's a friendly gesture.

:} Oh good. I don't wanna accidentally infect anybody with fish germs. <x}

Wouldn't want that either; I had my fair share of germs the days before Halloween XD

I luck out most of the time. I'm not around kids, so I tend to avoid most nasties. but there's the occasional time when mom brings nasties home from where she works, because kids are gross.

I wish people would mind the easiest rules of avoiding spreading germs:

1: WASH YOUR HANDS
2. Cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow
3; wear a mask if you absolutely must be out and about in public
4/ WASH YOUR FRIGGIN' HANDS.

It's now law (in here) to have in bathrooms a poster telling people to wash their hands |D

dude, washing your hands shouldnt even be a thing people need to be reminded of anymore x_______x

Yeah when I first saw the poster and that it was a law (it's written in every poster, like the no smoking signs) I wondered what the hell happened that it had to become an actual law.

too many nasty people passing around pink-eye i am sure

yeah depending on where you live you need to scrub produce regardless. chemical insecticides and preserving wax is common and you dont want that inside of you

why are people so gross D:
that's such a basic thing
more basic than saying thank you/please/excuse-me

double-hit combo of lazy and apathetic. they don't care so they aren't going to

I don’t like when people use a paper towel to open the door handle but leave their paper towel on the handle

Those Dyson dryers are pretty awful. So much money wasted installing those everywhere, and because they are so bad at their job it wound up being even more environmentally unfriendly because no one wants to use them.

that and thy blow germs onto wet hands and anyone who has passed primary school knows shit sticks to wet surfaces

Yeah, that's part of why I say they're bad at their job. And the opening is so narrow you have a hard time avoiding touching anything.

blek! might as well scrub your dirty paws on the front of your shirt and be done with it!

It shouldn't be a thing that people need to be told to vaccinate their crotch goblins either, but here we are.

x'''D that is inarguable!

I’m not saying you can’t use a cloth to open a door! Just pleas don’t leave it there :<

I'll pick it up with another paper towel and put both in the trash can, Glitch

sometimes they are very wet though....

-u- It's times like these where a tiny evil part of me wishes I could steal all of the paper towels in a public restroom and force people to use a bonfire to dry their hands instead, like in the olden days. Because people don't deserve tree towels if they can't use them properly.

um... ok? i don't get the refeence

o_o;?..s-orry, were we not talking about public restroom etiquette??
sorry. ^-^;
I just thought back to the faceless, brainless people who clog the toilets, leave the toilet seat covers a jumbled, crumpled mess, don't do a polite second flush or dry the seat, leave paper towels in and around the sinks, >:{ toss them onto the floor completely missing the trash bin, neglect to turn the faucets off all the way, leave wet paper towels on the door handle, >8{ take WAY more paper towels than needed to dry their hands with, make a sudsy mess of the soap, AND shake their hands OUTSIDE the sink onto the floor or on other folks trying to get by! >X{ it's infuriating! And I want to set something on fire now. >:{

oh.

;-;...I sorry. I got carried away. >->; Tend to do that sometimes. One day, I'll find it. Q-Q The ideal public restroom of dreams.~+

sorry, i've worked retail and people do vandalize the restrooms by stealing the stuff out of it sometimes.

Never seen anything but paper towels stolen from the restroom casually. :/ It's pretty bad at amusement parks, but not as bad as like, a taco bell. e_e Once I saw someone left their dirtied underwear right next to the toilet and covered it up in the remainder of the seat covers just as a poor attempt to hide it. This was at a Taco somewhere, and I never use public restrooms in fast food places now..

not causally. like with intent to cause distress to others

o-o...damn...if only there were a bonfire in the restroom! <x'D Or might that be stolen too??

Bonfire in the restroom. Interesting concept.

Perfect for the holiday season. :D
Easy to keep.
Natural hand-drying.

also no smelly poop with a fire

>:D Yes! Burn nice scents to keep the bathroom fresh!

*tosses cinnamon and anise into the bonfire*

Oh. Baked Christmassy scent. :[ *nodnod* nice.

just don't eat marshmallowes while in there!