Maybe that's your subconscious telling you to explore gender roles ^^

Or the spooky power of soap cow.

That is absolutely normal human puberty and has nothing to do with soap cow whatsoever. You're just turning into a cyborg with flight powers, which frankly is quite cool and will save you lots of hassle whenever you're stuck in traffic from now on.

Cows fart
if there are soap cows then I guess I can imagine soap farts...

normal human puberty is so amusing XD


assuredly i don't want that cow looking at me when i shower. my face and genitals would never be washed again XD

just wash your face with the cow's face until the face fades

=_______= welp, i'mma go bury myself now. there are no more things left in this world worth living for

C'mon, there are rainbow items at trisphee!!!

oh wait, you're not me... hm... trisphee will release more background items soon?

*starts digging* yeahbut are any of them worth having now that i am condemned to be a dirty boy for the rest of my life?

Just use moist towelettes! C'mon, look at this fancy name. Moist towelettes.

;;_____;; *keeps digging*

please... come back D:

can't. my end has come!

rip
here lies littl3chocobo
who preferred to die than to be a dirty boi

*starts throwing dirt on self* please reiterate; physically dirty boi

rip
here lies littl3chocobo
totally dirty on the inside, but could *not* be dirty on the outside

*continues to bury himself* thankyou i really appriciate your willingness to clar-pffrybmmmm

*waits for chocobo to be fully buried to reveal a soap shaped soap*

>:{ What is going on here?? I demand a short poem explaining it!

brffhrmphhmm
rbrpphrrmb hrrmn
herfmbrrmrrm
burbfphrmn

>8[
…*tosses a pineapple chicken chunk at chocobo and a wet harmonica*

Poor littl3chocobo did not
Like the soap cow that he got
Nevertheless it was no joy
To turn into a dirty boi
Far too soon his life did end
Rest in peace now, dirty friend

Beuatiful T^T
chocobo will be missed

*thanks DbM for a wonderful poem* -u- <3

*as a totally spooky ghost and not as a dirty chocobo who clearly just unburied himself* it's so beautiful i cannot even bring myself to haunt anyone!

At least ghosts can't be dirty!

Thank you, thank you!
I love how Nox embodies the deepest fears and most majestic tragedies of classical drama. To wash, or not to wash - that is the question...

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The cute face of the cow soap,
Or to endure all the of world's dirt
And by opposing end myself.

This is my first post in this event forum.

I've been too nervous to post before...
I don't really even know the theme of this event.
^^;

The theme is cow soap and its effect on personal hygiene. Whether or not you have to wash off your soap's face before you get into the shower so soap cow won't pry on your privates.

Alternatively the theme is "clean bodies yet dirty minds".

DbM, don't lie, u liar

it's the halloween event!!!

Shhhh, soap cow demands its own event ^^

But yeah okay, the mundane and boring explanation is what mdom said. Therefore welcome to the spooky scary Halloween party!

Aww.

The soap cow theme sounded way more interesting than a typical Halloween party.

I don't know if you guys remember "That's So Raven", but the holiday episode featured Raven and Chelsea turning into cows

It's not a typical Halloween party by any means. We have a sentient corn maze that will devour teachers. Cats who know how to pick locks. Endless amounts of popcorn. Galla catching a five pound bass Gizzie. And the ritual blessings of soap cow.

Do you know the season/episode number by any chance?

wait, there is more to this event than the terrifying soapcow?

There's also soap elephant, but he prefers to operate as grey eminence.

eh, the grey emenince is a fringe cult belief. i don't think he's even real, i mean he's never rained milk from the skies above like a vengeful wraith


i feel that if your god cannot pour holy fluids on you from above then it's not much of a god

I think it was the first episode of season 2?

I have been watching That's So Raven on DisneyNow and it's been fun!
Edit; I just checked DisneyNow and I think they removed it :(

It was one of the first episodes of season 2, that much I remember

i was a little too old for that show when it first came out so i missed most of it