Pft, whatever Elfafa XD I dun plan on gettin in yer pants today. XD

I hope not. D; Skinny jeans don't fit two people.

No, they do not. My cargos would OwO

Maybe. XD

They would XD

But they wouldn't fit me anyway. D; Significant size difference thar. XD

Ah....I'm sure XD Size 32 mens OwO

Size 14. > ~>

You wear men's pants? OwO

No. XD Girls.

Ah. Size 14?

Yes. /5'4

Actually... I don't remember what size my fricking pants are. XD

I don't know if that works o.o I mean...Wait....but....Gah, I know nothing of women's sizes XD

@ Elfafa - ah XD

Not in womens. XD I wear a juniors size because I'm so freaking small.

Ah, ok! See, I was like "WTF? O__O NOT POSSIBLE ELFAFA!"

Yeah. XD Way too big for me to be in THAT.

Yeah, that would be like....eight of you XD

Forsrs. D;

Haha ....God...the world couldn't deal with the amazing that would come from that XD

8 of me? I might annoy myself. XD

I would be able to steal one, yes~? c:

No, sorry. D; Can't be everywhere at once, yo~

Tis fine, tis fine. I only need you in one place: My lap =3

The other 7 would be locked in the basement... And I hafta stay here. D: Sorry.

Ah. Right. Well, then, I shall fall from the sky, a beacon of affection, and land on thy doorstep XD LOL

...But you'd also break most of your bones hitting the ground. D; Though you'd be falling to your death LIKE A BOSS.

I'D MEET A GIANT FISH

YEAH BITCH.

LET'S GO FALL FROM THE SKY!

WOOOO- shiiiiiiiiiiiit. *boom* x.x

*crash bang zapow!*

/dead trololol

/uber dead trololol

-crawls away- BATTY GETS NONE OF THIS LOVIN' RIGHT HERE? HARRUMPH! xD;

D; Batty baby I'm sorry.

S'ok. I understand. -le sniff-

But... I love you~ D:

-Clings to Elfy's leg- REALLY? -lips tremble slightly-

Yes really, Batty boo. D: <3

I think I would die if you didn't. xDD; -huggles- <3

D; We can't have that. *huggles*