He---Hey! I meant that in a good way. Obviously my attempts at kindness were misplace....

Now why might you need a dictionary kind zombie?

*Takes out a drum set*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

Good one Galla

i completely forgot what i was doing...

I have many moments just like that.

Then I go look in the pantry and for some really weird reason, I remember.

*Walks into the kitchen*
What was I doing...?
*Opens food cabinet.*
Oh yeah.. I was going to watch TV..
*Sits on the coach and puts the TV on*
Oh wait! I was going to make Popcorn while watching TV!
*Walks into the kitchen*
What was I doing...?

OMG STOP SPYING ON MEH!

I don't spy! It's impossible for me! With all the spotlights hitting at me it's impossible to miss me!
ARE YOU BLIND!?

*hangs Ill from a ceiling and spins them around like a disco ball*

Now it's time to futtenwacken!

*unexplodes*

We're no strangers to love..you know the rules, and so do I.

Kami became an unexploding Chinchilla!?

No, you're just imagining things.

But I saw it happened! RIGHT THERE! *Points to location*

POOF! You've just unseen it!

*squirtbottles the chinchilla*

*rolls around all over the thread* ~(> w<)~

Wow, what did I miss while I was gone?

You know.. We saw a movie, saved the world, kicked Lex Luthors ass, ate some nachos, became aliens, destroyed ourselves, were re-resurrected as humans, and now I'm 100 time more smexier.
*Looks at myself in the mirror*
THESE HARD DIAMOND ABS CAN OFFICIAL DANCE! *Jiggles my abs*

Aww... I missed all of that?! D: Maybe I shouldn't sleep so I won't miss all of the cool things.

*loves it* That's the stuff! >w<

*hoses*

*and hoses kami just for the hell of it*

*flails happily* I was starting to wonder if the hosing was going to happen or not. o wo;

<333 I luvs ze water, Ashy-tron.

yeah its not water

Not water? O 3o What is it?

cat piss

Eww... that's just gross. > 3<;

yeah, you dont want to know how long it took to get all that

I'm really curious but not sure if I really want to know. = 3=

The cat piss will go well with that eye jelly.

That does sound like an interesting combination. o 3o

i stole the eye jelly while kami wasnt looking

Should you having the eye jelly worry me? o wo;

I licked the eye jelly from eyeballs and scraped the yummies into jars.

You may have stole eye jelly but I stole all of the vitreous humor <3

...I just suddenly remembered dissecting that cow's eye back in eighth grade.

I remember dissecting a goats eye in 6th grade ;D

I remember letting the boys at my lab table dissect the creatures so I didn't have to. :D