Yes! ^u^

My prescription for glasses is quite strong.

If I kept on needing stronger glasses I could be in danger of having some pretty bad eye problems.

I think I need a stronger pair...and some cleaning fluid

Hopefully you do not need ones as strong as mine.

I wouldn't know. Haven't had my eyes checked in a while

More than two years ago?

I think the last time was five....

Then it sure is time to get them checked.

I don't have any money, though....

Eye exercises *u*. Pop them in and out of your eye sockets! Your eyes will be healthy in no time!

....or...maybe not x'D

*plops on the floor* TwT

I'm not a zombie, Chin

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None of what you just said is any trait of zombies <.<

It's pretty close..you turn into an immortal mutant. Though you may lose a limb or two and not even notice that it's gone.

I don't know transformation magic, though. Besides, zombies aren't mutants

You can consider a zombie as some sort of mutation. They were originally human once, right? They evolve into some other species to omnomnom brains xP

They don't eat brains. hell the ones I know are vegans