O_O
*flails some more*
Uh..perhaps we can negotiate?

*perks up* Hmm? And just what do you propose, my tasty morsel?

What would it take you to appease you oh mighty dragon?
I'm not very well versed in dragons or other mythical creatures

I like shiny things. *nod nod*

All I have are gold ribbons
Gold is shiny
x:

o.o Why yes it is!

GRAB THE NET! hero must not escape without getting eaten!

SHHH~! He must not know of our intention too quickly lest we risk losing him!

Oh right!! *hides the net and waits*

What are we waiting for? owo

For hero to show up, I guess. XD

I'm not Hero but I could be your hero baby ~

O_O
oh god
I'm just doomed, aren't I?
:c

*laughs at Addy* that made my night.

*grabs hero with her net* FOOD IS READY xD

I guess I have no choice but to accept my fate
:'c

and this
is the best thing i've ever heard haha