Might as well have corn on the cob and lemonade to go with it.

whoot, full on evil-entity barbecue! Where's my apron and chef's hat??

*Gets out checked tablecloth and matching grilling apron.*

wohoo! time to light it up! :: puts waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much lighter fluid on the grill:: hmmm, where's mah matches....

Ugh! Lighter fluid will spoil the flavor. Try to burn it off before doing the cooking.

:: drops on a match and burns off all her eyebrows and some of her hair:: er...it when whosh!

*Hands you a bucket of water and a towel.* Oh dear! We need to clean you up.

::has maniacal look in her eyes:: fire good! ::dunks whole head in water bucket::

Glad I could help you set up the grill. :o

now to hunt up some weiner...dogs....

Weiner dogs O_o

flip back a few pages...I'm for serious. I've decided they've done me no good, but shall instead be a staple food source.

*Mixes up a variety of barbeque sauces for dog dipping.*

Ooooooo, I want a good horseradish sauce! and..a brown mustard will probably go well....

Hummmm. A horseradish spiced mustard sauce maybe?

I want a honey sweetened tomato based sauce for myself.

hmm yes to the first, and I"ll make up a honey-mustard combo for the use on the other nomables off the grill....