All in the life of a Kami?

Dear Alpha. Would you like to switch spots with me? owo You'll get cookies ^w^

No Kami.. that means you would have duties to me... i don't think you could fill them.

What type of duties? OAo

Gruelingly difficult duties...the likes of which you have never seen......

Gosh..that sounds ever so dreadful ;^;

Then what about Tiva switching with me?

mostly rubbing my feet....

Kami, my duties to him involve mothering his children.... do you wish to do that?

I don't mother children. I devour them owo

Well then.. you can't replace me.

I highly doubt Alpha wishes that switch to occur as well >U> *chuckles*

Oh those duties don't seem all that bad...

*shrugs* Eh, it is what you make of it.....now shush! We are trying to talk Kami out of wanting it! What, you saying you wish you could switch with Tiva ? *chuckles and grins*

*kisses Rem* sweetie if i could put a uterus inside you I would let you have those duties.

...That is mildly disturbing.

*sputters, holding up hands* N-no, I was talkin about Alpha not Tiva

!! Ahahahahaaa nooo no no that's
that's ok, really
I am just fine *sweatdrop* juuuuust fine thank you! >u>;;;;

Damn... I all most pawned my uterus off...

*cuddles Rem*

...Breeeeathe, Rem.

I have a tendency to really want to call you Remy. Or Remmy.

*drops to the floor laughing* Well....you were talking about Kami's switch and then those duties not sounding too bad....well, misunderstandings occur. This was just a hilarious one.....*curls up around Rem's leg*

Espy - *pant pant* that was too close!!
*grins*
Aw you can! That's why my friends usually end up calling me, anyway, spelled either way. Remmy's more common

Tiva - *snuggles up against and cuddles back* hahaha xD; aw sorry I couldn't be more help there >U> *snicker*

Alpha - *sticks tongue out and messes up your hair* ha ha haaaa
laffin at me =3= -huff-

yeah I was sayin your duties don't sound too bad *grins*
Unless that also requires like
yard work
I hate yard work xP

Yard work would be required if we had a yard....I was the one responsible for it growing up. I don't really mind it...just pulling weeds is annoying and tedious as hell....

*sticks tongue out back at then kisses Rem's cheek*

If you will do either dishes or laundry then you are golden... we don't have a yard.

*curls up poking Espy*

-squeals and curls up in a ball-

*sits ontop of Espy* You are a hedgehog?

Espy is an armadillo? Or a rolly-polly?

Hedgehog sounds about right. Anyways, I'm not in the mood to do anything right now, so I think I'm going to call it a day and go to sleep really damn early.

nooooo Espy should come hang out with us!

Espy - Awww well if you're going then sleep well love

Alpha - Ahh me too...on 3 acres of yard altogether I had to mow...and a huge ass garden...p much why i hate it now lmao
*grins and kisses back, snuggling against*

Tiva - ...dishes. You don't want me doing your laundry xD Trust me...

Yay so if your do dishes, Alpha does laundry, & I clean the house we got it made!

Uh huh.....we would just have to make sure the pecking order was established.....

Ouch.....I never had that much yard to deal with....maybe half an acre at most...*snuggles with Rem*

Yeah grew up in the country waaaay out in the middle of nowhere...lovely 4:30-5am mornings to get the chores done xD; funny how much I hate mornings now
*grins* pecking order mm? just what would that be...

Tiva - hahaaa then I don't have to do the bathrooms either! Yes I like that, works great :p-grin:

Rem! Cookies :D *puts them into a Rem trap* ^w^

Noooo Kami don't trap Rem.... *cuddles Rem*

I like cleaning...

Kami likes making messes owo *covers the floor with ashes and rolls in it*

And....wait for it.....*waits for Ashy to pop in and hose KamI*

Hoshit...no ;A;. Just no. Don't jinx this thread by summoning Ashy here ;A;

But why? *grins* Ashy is always lots of fun to have around.

*hoses kami*

and now youre covered in cat pee scented ashes

*giggles* yay Ashy!

Oooh Alpha knows an Ashy summoning spell?

*nuzzles Tiva and curls up against* I don't like cleaning at aaaall...I gotta do it, but I hate it
but I tend to hate mindless chores like that, like organizing stuff and waiting in line and cooking and the like...

COOKIES?! *pops his head up like an excited puppy*
wait...what kind *suspicious look*

Yeeaaahhhh....let's go with that. *whistles non-chalantly*

I'm like Tiva about 25-50% of the time....and it typically means that when I am, it is either pretty bad, I really want it done, or a desire to get it done has kicked it that won't let me stop until it is done.

Orrrr He never wants to fold laundry and i have to dig it out of the bag for a few days.