Derpy waddles over and hugs your ankle. "Feel bettew soon!"

Derpy warms my heart. He only needs to get me a job and then he'll be perfect

Derpy sits on the floor and doodles in a tiny drawing book.
"What job?"

anything, really. well, anything that won't fire me very quickly... you could get me an astrophysicist job but I wouldn't be good at it...

"Hmmm....what kinda stuff do you like?" Derpy sits up with the drawing book and appears to be taking notes.

yeah, let's narrow down your preferences! :p-cute:

I really like to sleep... and eat

Aww mdom I just adore your avy :s-love:

Derpy thinks carefully, scribbling in his drawing pad.
"Hmmmm....you can be a dwagon caretaker and take care of baby dwagons til they get adopted!"

you could be a mattress tester... and food taster :p-cool:

Sign me up, Derpy!!

Thank you, Serra <333


Mattress taster sounds amazing.

yeah it sounds pretty perfect :f-heart: i wouldn't mind an opportunity to be one myself.

But Derpy, I thought that was my job!

Lol, mdom. Matress taster...

you probably could do shifts :p-cute: :p-nod:

.u. Mattress tastes like fluff and chemicals...and dirt and skin. If anyone's interested in knowing, lol. x}