Brain but a heavily guarded one >.> i don't want a zombie to eat me
would you rather a penguin or a dove

Regardless of my avatar, I'd say Good.
On MMORPGs, I'm often some sort of cleric/healer, though in black clothes.

Would you rather dress up as the mafia (with your friends) at school or pull pranks on a teacher?

dress up as the mafia


would you rather be fail on math or fail on physics

fail on physics cuz it's true XD
would you rather eat oreos or pie?

OREOS!!
would you rather not be able to use your hands or your feet?

Kira...we meet again.
Feet, I guess. *dispells any bad juju*.

Would you rather be a Damn Dirty Elf (DDE) or Noble Heroic Orc (NHO?

What's with the acronyms? o.o
The elf of course, long ear luvs xD The orc one was tempting but Heroic to fellow orcs or even to the other orc hating crowd? -shrugs- DDE is also a matter of perspective.

Would you rather forget everyone you never knew or forget everything pertaining to your idenity but still remember those you know.

Forget someone I never knew.

Would you rather swim in the ocean or dance in the moon light?

(Damn Dirty Elven sympethisers...) Moonlight, if forced too.

Are you alive and dreamings or dead and remembering?

That's easy I'd rather dance in the moonlight. The ocean is scary...plus when at a beach I'm normally watching the kids -__-"
I'd rather be alive and dreaming. I love dreaming <3

Would you rather be blind and deaf or blind and mute?

Your a ray of sunshine arent you? xD Mute I guess.
Are you alive and dreamings or dead and remembering?

Dead and remembering.

Would you rather sleep or eat?

eat.
would you be mans embodiment of woman, or womans embodiment of man?

Mans embodiment of woman, I suppose.

Would you rather burn to death, or freeze to death?

Burn. I think it would be quicker than freezing. Plus..I don't like to be cold.

Would you rather eat raw clams or live squid?