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Best way may be to capture and break the fiend. Put the fear of dog into the candy-caned cretin.
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Or we can administer a toxic candy cane poison into the air and kill him!
Or is Santa toxin proof? |
Should have just poisoned the cookies….
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... But the off chance of poisoning millions of kids.
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WE HAVE A TOP ELF! I repeat. WE HAVE A TOP ELF!
Illusion, Tiva, the elf is yours to torture for Santa's weaknesses. The elf got drunk at a New Year's Party and was easily captured by the Pined Forces |
*Slaps elf*
I have important questions to ask ya.... WHAT COLOR IS SANTA'S UNDERWEAR!? ... Uh-Huh. He doesn't wear any underwear.. He goes commando? Interesting... |
*sighs* Illusion you… are a complete genius. Now we know itching powder in the suit will force his to strip, causing public nudity and leading to his arrest!
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*plants one on him* We have done it!
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I DO SAY! Nothing is happening... Dare I say Santa is.. ITCH PROOF? |
Santa's suit is like sandpaper - his nerves are sore and resistant to itching. However, this has thrown back his plans, methinks.
...He's aware of us, now. |
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