take me to austria

Me too please.

I can tolerate heat, but I like when it's cool and breezy.

Unfortunately I can't afford plane tickets for both of you, otherwise I would ^^

Austria sounds like fun. ;~;

It is. You should come visit the place one day.

Larp AND food?

Yes.

Hang on while I enter a bunch of sweepstakes to Austria. >:V

smuggle me illegally to austria

Can you fit into an average carry-on luggage?

I CAN

Derpy hugs your ankle. "Pwane ticket for me?"

dammit
I can go on cargo

Derpy, that could actually work - but I'm not sure whether Kaderin would let you travel all on your own *hugs back*

For the rest of you it's really a matter of how many folks fit into my suitcase XD it might be a slightly uncomfortable ride.

I'm very flexible *winkwink*