Are you,
inglorious? ;D

yup it is a marriage thing --- but times are different and i don't think it really applies the same today as it did when the term came up

By the born out of wedlock definition my grandpa's a bastard
When mom found out and told him he said he wasn't surprised

yeah, marriage is the way not to be a bastard by birth though anyone can certainly earn the title in a few minutes easy

Hm... I'd like to think I'm glorious, but who knows. I'm up to killing nazis

i am very glorious, yes, but i am also a bastard child.

>:D Each of you bastards owe me One! Hundred Nazi scalps!
>;D And I want my scalps!

would if i could.

i'm game if someone else can drive

>:{ ...I want my scalps gentlemen!

i do not have a driving license! :(

I also cannot drive |D

Man, bastards these days aren't what they used to be. DEFEATED BY LOGISTICS?!
Shame on you!

i'd like to get a driving license, but those things cost. esp. with the tests and such.

No excuses, bastard! Get me those scalps!

and how am i supposed to prove i have the scalps?