some dude suggested he just pays a bunch of blokes to do it for him the same way he has elves doing the production

he probably does. lazy bastard.

hahaha~

i'm gonna repeat the joke i made in the Come Get a Neat Thing thread, because it's a pun and because it's relevant for this discussion on santa as a capitalist bloodsucker-
santa is a lazy bastard and he's able to be that way because his workers are... *dun dun* subordinate clauses

hehehehe

it's a joke worth repeating xP