I am a Cactus slayer.

Ew. Well, here’s your cow water.

NO THEY AREN’T.

e_Q; Cockroaches need to stay the hell away from my HOUSE!! Spiders too, but I can at least HANDLE spiders! <x'{

D:
well, a lot of those are in my house for some reason

My girlfriend has a roach problem, in part cause her roommate never cleans. :s-angry:

I've had many roach problems; the one during summer housing was bc someone in the building block was probably a slob, so cockroaches just... ran through the building's pipe system?

There was also a minor roach infestation in this house I'm currently living in on campus; not entirely sure why because there wasn't anything perishable in there when I moved in. Got some roach bait and that cleared out most of them.

I've had to develop different strategies to keep them to a minimum here. Part of it is probably just being in a wooded area, but they've always been here since we moved in. At least there aren't rodents that come inside like an old farm house I used to live in as a kid.

we've never had roach problems. we do, however, have a huge nest of ants just outside the house, but they're usually underground.

e~e; I gotta move someplace without pests...like...
Antarctica, or Delaware!

We also have ants D: GETOUTTAMYSUGAR

...I ever mention that one summer where I accidentally left a bagel in my messenger bag and a whole fucking colony of ants moved in, and I carried the bag around for at least a day before noticing?

Never had any roach problems, but we only recently got rid of the ants that tried to invade our kitchen.

Had a traumatic experience with ants one... no, two... times as a kid.

Heck, I had one just a few weeks ago! Our elderly Chiweenie got roaming in the yard and wore himself out at the top of the hill, and in the process of following him up to carry him home, my foot got caught ina small hole. I fell face first into an ant hill. The attack was nearly instantaneous. I had big red bite marks on my throat for weeks. They got in my clothes and hair too.

Nooo in your face D:
hope you recovered quickly

eUo;;;;;
That's fucking horrifying.
Even more horrifying than me getting a wasp caught in my hair during a car-ride home.