The event is now over and this contest is officially closed.
The winners will be announced once deliberations are completed.

Winners are now up.

Congratulations to the three of you.

HOLY - I was not expecting that. :O But yay!

Congrats to the other winners!

Congrats guy! And thanks for hosting Ashurato. I had fun. :)

Did a passable job with Azeil, I hope?

I believe so, Quiet. XD

And you guys rocked.

I would love to see the other contestants stories <3

You guys can post them on here if you want. *nods* I just won't post anything without prior approval.

Well you have my approval to post it, I don't want to because it would feel like spam to me unless you did it xD

Illusion's Entry - i<3U, Kamid
 

Illusion's Entry - i<3U, Kamid

*SYSTEM LOADING.... 100%!*
In a sack of hay a man slowly moves out mechanical like and looks around.
*OPERATIONAL*
He begins to walk out of the shed he has been staying at for the night and drifts off.
*FUEL SOURCE LOW*
The man feels his stomach noticing a rumbling noise is being made.
"That dam squishy Fakir!" The man said in a synthetic tone. "I'll get him for this." The man still walking begins to enter a suburbs of a town, its dark out. He stumbles across a "fleshy" women, dressed in black boots, and shiny elastic. She had long curly black hair, and her beauty level was perhaps..
"Over 9000" The man said.
"Excuse me?" The lady said in a snappy tone.
"Your beauty level is over 9000, but I'm still analyzing."
*ANALYZE BEAUTY*
"Oh you like what you see huh? Well your not bad looking yourself. Hi you can call me Carmel, and you?"
*LOCATE MEMORY FILE... NAME..... KAMID.*
"KAMID!"
"Oh that's an interesting name... Say... You wanna play a game with me?"
"Game?"
"Yes game, don't worry it's a game neither of us lose."
"This confuses me, how can there be a game in which we both win? Isn't that a contradiction?"
"What?" Carmel is confused. "... You sound like a robot.."
"Well I-...." Kamid was interrupted.
"LETS. SHARE. CIRCUITRY!" Carmel said in a fake robotic tone. Kamid offended punches the lady with his muscular arm and she shoots into the sky where only a twinkle is left of her in the bright sky.
"That virus! She wanted to infect me! But luckily I have this virus protection garmet!" Kamid snaps at his underwear waist band and continues walking.
*THINKING*
"Did that lady wanted affection in love? HA! I can't love!" There Kamid stood, eating his words he fell as if the affection he thought he would never feel or even existed fell toward this beautiful creature. It was small, but its pink fur and verbal capacity was incredible. There it stood saying..
"MMMMHMMMM!"
Kamid notices the beauty was trapped in a force field, he analyzed the container.
"TOYSRUS!" Kamid said in a grunting tone.
*Loading... Advancing strength... *
In a punch Kamid broke the door, he heard load sirens but he grabbed the beauty and ran. He ran until he heard no more then he asked the creature.
"What is your ID small beauty."
"I love you!" The pink furry beauty said.
"Love?" Kamid realizing a strange feeling towards this i<3U was incredible.
"Furby loves you." i<3U said.
"What? Who is this Furby? I feel affection toward you! Your motorize processing, your sensors.. Its..."
*LOCATE WORD.. ERROR! ERROR!*
"Lovely.."
"I love you!"
"And I love you too i<3U..."

Aaah.. I still notice the two grammatical mistakes I made... So hopefully no one notices xD

Posted mine in the Writers' Diary forum.

http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=729051

I'll put mine over in the writer's forum since I like excuses to go there and see it more active. I can post a link for you here when it's up so people can follow it if they want to.

Mine feels so tiny now.

Shoot, QMC, that's what I should have done. xD Oh well.

You can always move it over there and use the above post to put a link.

Congrats you three :3 I'll have to read them later when I have some time ;)

Edit:
Illusion, yours was funny to read :3
Sage, I adored it! The ending made me giggle endlessly XD
Quiet, I'll read yours when you put it up :p