"no no and no!" Malia yelled struggling "I should have came here last!" she cried out keeping her jeans in one piece and on "you remove the pants and there is going to be a lot of black eyes!" she cried out struggling to get out of the shop "it is not practical to wear a maids outfit outside! I am not a maid and never will be!"

"WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY!!!" The girls cried out taking off the jeans and completing their task in succession. "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED MAM!" They yelled, as they lined up saluting to Clair who begins walking up and down the their line.

"Very good girls! You made your country proud!" Clair yelled out then stared at Malia. "Now I want this foreigner OUT OUT OUT!"

"YES MAM, YES!" The girls marched Malia out pushing her out of the store.

Malia glared at the girls as she was pushed out flipping any of her schoolmates that laughed seeing her, she marched off glad she still had her sneakers on. "now what next?" she muttered "beside's changing back into jeans...." she added stalking off to his house, ringing the bell she sighed hoping his father didn't answer the door
(I'm guessing you want him to see her like that >>)

(Indeed, your really getting into my head. Sadly my characters are unpredictable.)

"I'M COOOOMMIIIIINNGG!!" A manly voice was heard." The door opened with Jeddy twirling around in circles. "Aaah you must be that Maid Bastion mentioned! COME RIIIIGHT IIIIINNN!" Jeddy said still twirling around not recognizing Malia at all. "Here's my sons room!!! My aren't you pretty! Oooh just wait until Bastion hears that a pretty girl was in his room!" Jeddy twirls off.

Bastion's room was extremely trashed. Clothes everywhere in the room, books stacked to who knows where. Underwear on the small flat screen TV. Pizza boxes stuffed under his bed, with vicious eyeballs underneath staring at Malia. And worst of it all, it smelled so bad it's amazing he smells so clean after school.

(P.S. Don't bother trying to correct Jeddy, I want it to be a running theme that he is clueless when you look different. Oh and, prepare for a even bigger surprise after the room xD)

Malia coughed smelling the room she started to clean as she pictured his slow death, starting with different torture techniques, "he might not live to see another day" she muttered as she cleaned she kept her eyes open for any pictures or camera's hoping to get rid of the black mail evidence if she could find it, finishing his room she sighed "take Blacky to the park?" she muttered confused

Jeddy still twirling around comes into the room. He then stops to look at the job well done. "Oooh job well done.. HEH!?" Jeddy looks around. "Oh wait.. THIS IS MY ROOM! Oh I'm so sorry! But heyy you did a good job! No Bastions room is across from mine!" He walks out the room opening the door to Bastions real room. It was extremely clean and well kept. It didn't look like a mess at all and their was a letter on the desk reading,
"Malia! I want to see this room shine even brighter then it does now! - Bastion"

Malia sighed and smirked "now this is going to be fun" she muttered cleaning it, making the room almost sparkle with how clean she made it. "now would had have hidden the pictures or not?" she asked herself looking around before sighing "he's not that stupid" she told herself.

Jeddy walked into the room. "OH MY THIS IS EVEN SHINIER THEN DIAMONDS!!!" He said beginning to twirl again.

(Now you can ask about blacky >D)

"um, I was told I had to take Blacky to the park" she said "who is Blacky exactly?" she asked

"Oh hooo you are willing to take Blacky??? That's awfully nice of you! He's in the house in the backyard!" Jeddy said twirling out of the room.

Malia sighed "if he's reacting this way then I hope to god Blacky's a dog" she muttered before walking downstairs and to the backyard

The little house outside held a plaque saying Blacky, inside the house vicious eyes seeped out onto Malia.

Malia frowned and crouched down, holding out her hand letting Blacky come to her in his own time.

(Be sure to read parts of this over in case you missed something xD)

Soon a dog rampage out of the house, it was treacherous! It ran towards Malia with no conscious, it's aura was tremendous. The dog jumped on Malia pushing her down to the ground.. It.. It was.. A huge golden retriever licking her face, and making it drench with drool. It was a BIG dog, it was as big as half a doorway. It was amazing that he could fit into that tiny house. He then rolled Malia over and sniffed her butt to get a good scent of her, once he determined their new friendship he decides to leave his mark on the women to claim her as his own.

Malia laughed as she was licked, as she was pushed over she quickly got up and started to talk to the dog in Russian "ostanovitʹ sebya! no, Blacky, behave or no park" she threatened she knew many different phrases in different languages because of her mother's many dates from all around the world.

(Translation: ostanovitʹ sebya- stop, behave!)

The dog not understanding begins to run around the backyard and jumps over the fence running off.