*Turns into a fruit bat and steals all the fruit* >:D

NOT THE FRUIT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
How.. How could you..... My grapefruit! D:

*noms on green apple flavored candy*
:3

That's right.. EAAAT. Eat the apple. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. YES BECOME MORE HEALTHY! So you may suffer as it will take even longer for your to perish!

How so? o.o

I'll draw some of them and send them to you tomorrow (Have one last thing to do before I am free). According to Galla, for my ideas...a new world would have to warp into existence...so, yeah...
However, when I look at ones like the headless horseman thing we had a while back, I wonder...

While Tris is generally a fantasy universe, if you look at some of the DIs we've had in the past, pretty much anything's possible.

Even a Sexy Fireman Stripper DI... I'm still waiting.

o.O
Illusion is gay? D8 Or really a female behind that male avi? Hmm...Oh well. XD I still like the male avi Illusion, lol. XD

O.o
I am not sure how you came to that conclusion...

The firefighter stripper thing, and smexy guys are the first thing that comes to mind. x'D

The firefighter part holds more weight in my mind than the stripper part. I just see a mix of fire, foam, and water in my mind. *Locks the gutter before anyone goes there*

That, and Illusion seems to be the sort that it wouldn't matter what sexuality/sex/gender Illusion is, they'd still have come up with "firefighter stripper."

*Disclaimer, this is not meant to talk about Illusion while Illusion is not here

lol, But its awesome talking about Illusion when its something nice/awesome! XD

Nope I'm straight male, I'm just have more feminine qualities. I'm sort of a metrosexual, but not to a huge extent. I do put a lot of effort into what I wear because I personally like seeing myself well groomed with nice clothes, rather then trying to please others for my appearance. Beliefs wise I'm egalitarian, so I'm one of those people who find it okay for a man to wear a skirt if he could pull it off xD.

Oh, and the Fireman Stripper DI was a old joke on Trisphee, every month there used to be a contest to guess what the next DI's could be. You were given very ambiguous clues and by being the first one to answer correctly you received the DI's for free. So I made the joke of a sexy Fireman stripper from the clues given, and it became a running joke for a bit.

That joke mostly involved you and Ashy being silly XD

...I want to draw a fireman stripper, now...

-chokes on tea-

Make sure to involve lots of hot steamy fire. xD
Make the pole on fire! :D That will be extremely HOT.

Roger that. *salutes*

Okay, so I'll be a drawing tomorrow...today...ugh, I should sleep...

That's right draw.. MUAHAHAHA. Then Phase 3098 of my plan to destroy Trisphee can be started!

What plan? *Holds all recorded versions of Phase 3098 in a Uranium-238 lined bag*

It's a plan many years in the running... My next phase of the plan is to throw a pencil at Fenris when I see her again.... I have very short phases of a very long plan.

...♥♥♥♥♥♥
Now I wish I could see a picture of you. XD I personally don't ware makeup, nor a lot of jewelery, and I don't usually do anything with my hair besides spray it with water and tie it into a ponytail. Though when it gets long enough I will do a Twist Braid with it because it looks really pretty. OWO And I'm actually with you about the skirt thing, if you've ever seen the movie Rent Angel is one of those people for sure! ~♪

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/...ba&oe=550DA600

My current Facebook picture, I just shaved 2 weeks ago because it was no longer no shave November.

Is it bad of me that I saw the round thing in the background and was reminded of one of these?
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...fVzLe5i9YnSnW5

Illusion, you look younger than I expected. That's a very nice picture. :p-cute:

No, that's hilarious!

o.o;
Illusion is cute! XD And you have gorgeous eyes too! :O

Why....do you look older than me. Hmph.

lol, I have no idea how old he is because to be honest people still think I'm in high school and I'm already 25! XD I'm hoping its going to be like with my mom and even in my 30's and 40's people are going to think I'm in high school. XD Then there was the weird time when I was thirteen and an elderly lady thought I worked at the Kmart I was in because I was wearing a red sweater. She felt so bad afterwards when I told her I didn't work there because I wasn't even old enough to work yet. x'D

When you shave it takes like 10 years off your face xD

I'm 20. So.... I must look like a 10 year old now without my facial hair! :D

Illusion is younger than me. XD But Illusion looks good with a beard~♥

WTF Illusion. Why are you all grown up. >:U
Last time I saw a picture of you, you were like 16. And that's how I've pictured you all these years. And now you go and ruin it, with your grown-uppittyness. **flips table**

Pfft, bugger off. I'm almost 21 and I still look 15.

MUAHAHAHAAHA. I've grown to be a slightly older and uglier man! The more I age the uglier I get... I hate that as you get older you lose your cuteness until your a very old man then you get a ton of your cute back.

D:
But I think Illusion is cute! D:

No I lose cuteness until I'm a grandpa! D: It's the law of the world!

Trust me, Illusion used to be cuter. :P The beard ruins everything!!!

Well I shaved it off 2 weeks ago Mrs. Doesntpayattentiontodetails

Well then why don't you take selfies EVERY SINGLE DAY like a normal human being??
D:<

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I don't take pictures of myself either to be honest. x'D Not so much if people take it but I don't like taking them myself. ^^;