I'm not lost I know exactly where I'm not at lol

Well, your sign post doesn't seem legible enough to help.

I will MURDER the Galla for offering Yoshi sandwiches to me

Hmmmmm... Well, I said I would fight everything, so I guess I'll go straight and fight everything.

@Gizzie
The sphinx thanks you for the popcorn (and you can't help to notice some mythical creatures sure have a healthy appetite!), then waves goodbye. You walk to the right, still in search of the maze exit. On your way you meet bluebird who appears very engaged in a discussion with two mice. Gone bonkers, or up to a great scheme? You look back at the path in front of you. Here you arrived at a threeway junction.

Go left, go straight, go right, or quickly run after bluebird?




@bluebird
Yeah, I wanted at least someone to reach the exit during the event. Would've gone with mdom, because she definitely posted the most in here, but she's currently hanging out on a cloud. Going to put up the map later on, so y'all can see where exactly you got lost.

Go left, go right, or make world domination plans?




@Den
Not much to see here, except lots of corn and a suspicious fishing line. Maybe you're running straight into a trap. Or could also be a chance to hang out with the VIP club. If you want to find out, you probably need to be hauled up. But of course you can also go back and take another path instead.

Go back to where you came from, or tug at the fishing line?



@mdom
Enough is enough - you will turn this freakin' cloud into a war zone if you have to! Sadly you still can't rely on the power of dragon balls, but your rage and passion for Yoshi gives you strength. Therefore you feel ready to take on the ultimate boss fight.

1) Poison Galla's cruel sandwiches
2) Beat Galla in a shitpost war
3) Hack into the Galla computer to steal November DIs



@Major
You expect a brave fight, however this spot seems remarkably unremarkable. But where were the sounds coming from? Did someone teleport everything and everyone away? What is going on here?

WHERE is that gif from

quickly run after bluebird

Yeahhhh I'm just gonna continue straight.

AT THIS POINT I DONT TRUST ANY OTHER PATHS D: until I uhhh find out if continuing straight gets me eaten alive or not.

3) Hack into the Galla computer to steal November DIs

hear, hear!
>go right



up until now, i've assumed every path was one-way like:

it's definitely the second option, bluebird xDD



http://www.ipiadas.com.br/_uploads/imagens/2958.jpg
_hacker voice 'I'm in'

*does a fliP* 🙃

@Gizmo
Forget confusing three way junctions - sometimes you just got to run after another user. Maybe bluebird is merely trying to replace the missing rodent from three blind mice, but that's a risk you're going to take. After all good company makes a corn maze a lot more fun than getting lost all on your own. And as long as you're the fourth in line, you're not the one hurt by traps. You run down some confusing paths and finally stumble across the exit.




@KittyBeary
Any path leading you astray most likely results in a trap. Or worse even. No way you're let yourself get tempted by those distractions. So you ignore the path to your right that would lead you down a long corridor, and later also shake your head at the one to the left where Muten Roshi decided to sunbathe. The next one to the right certainly ends into a trap as well. Nope, not going there. Straight seems like a much better option. You ignore a strange sound ahead and bravely march on. There you run into Major! It's not the exit, but at least you found a friend and didn't become maze lunch. Sounds like a success.

(Yes, I was taking you straight three times in a row this time, because after going straight once you already missed the path to the exit. So you end up at the same spot Major did one page ago. Otherwise you would've been at an unspectacular junction with the option to run into a trap or jumpscare.)




@mdom
If you're going to fight Galla, might as well strike where it truly hurts! Getting into the computer proves somewhat tricky, but you manage to find the announcement folder. Certainly November DIs must be nearby. You sneak around with your 1337 haxx0r skillz, but only manage to mess up the announcement slightly before you find yourself locked out again. Ah well. There's always December...




@bluebird
Already being outside doesn't mean you have to miss out on the fun. You ignore the pumpkin pie vendor at the left and go right to the hotdog stand. Yep, even here are booths. How else do you think the maze gets sponsored. You probably can buy a souvenir t-shirt if you look around.

There are no sneaky paths you could've missed. Basically each time you stand at a crossroads, I tell you the available directions and let you pick. Then I move your marker forward in whatever direction you wanted to go, until you reach the next crossroads. No secret triggers or hidden doors.

The only slightly mean thing is your directions are flipped when you choose to walk back (most commonly when not helping a person back to the entrance, resulting in a time penalty and being able to continue from the same spot later).

So say for your spoiler example pic 1, dead end has a lost kid. You come from the bottom. At the junction you get presented with the option straight (to the kid) or right (to the trap). Obviously you won't know what lies ahead. You pick straight and meet the kid. But since you don't want to take the kid back to the entrance, you have to wait for a day. Then you go back to the same junction. Except now you're coming from the top. So your options are straight (to the bottom) or left (to the trap).




@Den
Maybe from above you can get a nice overview of the maze. Or at least a snack and some good company. So you tug at the line and are hauled up a few seconds later. Up on the cloud you see a Mekatra holding up lap signs, a Galla eating a chicken sandwich, and a mdom apparently really busy with computer stuff. Yeah, pretty much looks like your average frat party. Not the worst place to end up.

Now look at this beauty:



blue: traps
green: people needing help
red: jumpscares that make you run out of the maze
yellow: boss monster fights
light blue: the infamous pit, which remained undiscovered this year
purple: instant death
P: Patrick's secret portal where you get teleported between those two points


Will update later today with everyone's locations.

the prize for winning better be a full event set because that maze looks ultra complicated without any traps

......
*teleports Major, KittyBeary, and the remaining popcorn to Gallagher's cloud*
My work here is done.

Well, technically there are no winners... *evil laugh* ...but let's take a closer look at everyone!

https://i.imgur.com/WYIl8v7.png

mdom's quest


bluebird's quest


DreadedMartian's quest


Den's quest


KittyBeary's quest


Merskelly Metalien's quest


Major's quest


XoGizmooX's quest


Mekatra's quest

Welp XD That's that

i'm dying. a pity escape. i still feel trapped in this maze *shakes fist* i really want to know more about the instant death and pit. next year, next year...

mdom's quest is hilarious XD

galla playin 4d chess up here

It's actually one turn less to reach the exit than last year - but of course it still leaves lots of options to go wrong. And for most of those it takes a while to realize you've already gone astray. Anyway...

The maze wiggles its corn stalks in delight, knowing it won this time. As it does a happy dance, tea lights fall out. Everyone quickly picks them up like collecting easter eggs, and it's no big surprise the people who were most active in the maze know best where to look for them. Afterwards the maze disappears in a puff of smoke - probably to scare folks elsewhere.

WOOHOO I ESCAPED THE MAZE