Luna coats herself in Teflon so the rain will bounce off of her!

Reyoki is actually a really evil demon. She just dyes her wings and tail white.

Juju juice is actually a robot who has juice and never shares it with anyone.

Kami likes to go on pantie raids!

Reyoki hid my PS3 D:

Moon is actually from a large ferret.

Taiania hates animals =O

Kira is allergic to Furball!

Kyp is a professional bird cage craftsman.

xaki kicks my teachers butt

Regine kissed my sister! D:

XD

elf hearler hates pastels

littl3chocobo is actually a moogle!

Jurinjo bathes in blueberry juice!

Reyoki stabs frogs for a living!

Demo kicks puppies...For fun.

MeiMei is not a natural violet! :O

reyoki /is/

Choboco's horns are really just a headband.

meimei's headband are really deformed horns

Aha, touche...

Chocobo's tail isn't real. It's an illusion. ;O

so are meimei's breasts >w> *is a bad girl*

PFFT. I could say the same about yours.

Chocobo's whole body is a lie. o 3o

meimei's cake is a lie



<< ouch, though to be honest the other day i put my bra on backwards and it still fit *cymbals*

Pfft.

Those are so hair extensions.

Seriously? That's kind of funny. o wo

//on the mule

not really, i just wanted to make meimei laugh hahaha


that is /so/ a dye job

Well, you did succeed. XD

Pft. Chocobo totally dyed her skin.

meimei is a lady

(That's no false accusation, I am a lady. XDD)

Choboco is secretly a duck controlling a human bodysuit.

technically a chocobo, and keep telling yourself that <<;

meimei passed her drivers' exam

A duck. B: And I shall, that is what's on my birth certificate. =U=

Chocobo totally stalks me at night,

meimei's birth certificate is legit

Oh, that's cold. xD

Chocobo's birth certificate was set on fire.

madame was nowhere near that fire

Chocobo constantly bumps into walls due to having no eyes.

meimei touches my bum

Regina has a secret crush on me

meimei wants to sleep with my brother

Regina tried to look up my dress.

; x;