I remember dissecting a dogfish shark in eighth grade and finding two penises. That was alarming.

O.O That would've scarred me for life, I think.
We never dissected anything that complicated. Most we did was a frog.

*Takes out manly chest*
SHARKS WISH THEY COULD BITE THIS HUNK OF MEAT.

Ya'll weird....

btw 2000th post in this event forum XD?

2000!!!
Lets do 2000 high fives!
*Begins high fiving zane*

*watches in awe and horror*

-is likewise gaping at everyone is exasperation-

Woooo!! That's my man!
*More anti stirs up in thread*

*goes to put protective gear on*

**hands Kami a banana** It's set to "stun."

...A stun banana? owo
I wants it!

*grabs Lucid:'s stun banana before Kami can and runs off with it* 8'D

NOES! THE BANANA BELONGS TO KAMISAUR! RAAAWWWWRRRR!!! *chases* *A*

I'm trying Hun and its slowly getting there

Slowly => slowly and painfully.

*Eats stun banana*
It wishes it can stun me.

-kicks Illusion in the crotch again-

It wishes to give you good fiber for a good flow O 3o

@Espy: Are you sure he has anything fragile down there?

-shrugs- In the off-chance he does.

...Okay, okay, I'm just being really damn sadistic right now.

Then steal his man-mallows! He miss his fluffiness!

...I refuse to get my hands dirty.

Kick him over a cliff? D8

Haha! I down crotch ups for nights straight! YOUR KICKS ARE INEFFECTIVE.

That is a very disturbing thought, Illu.

I also did kiss ups, and swag ups to help myself with TEH LADIES! *More anti stirs*

What....O_o...just happened

My friend. EVERYTHING HAPPENED.
My Abs saw all! Isn't that right abs!?
*Abs jiggle*

...Eww. Pure muscle doesn't jiggle, man.

I'm making it jiggle! THATS HOW STRONG I AM!
*Moves pecs to jiggle like crazy*

maybe they just flexed...

Be aroused by my hypnotic pecs!

yeah, he's flexing.

*Rubs butter all over body*
Who wants some bacon?
*Puts bacon on body and lets my extreme hotness heat the bacon*

....-quietly slips out of the thread-

*Grabs Espy*
Your part of the x-men! DO YOU KNOW CARD TRICKS! I LOOOVE CARD TRICKS!
*More anti stirs the room*

-twitches at grammar-

(I actually don't. My hands are too small to do any decent tricks/reveals. Same goes for successful shuffling, but I'm decent at riffle shuffling. Been practicing.)

(I'm using this grammar on purpose of the anti Illusion.)

COME ON! Card trick dude! Lets see some magic!

I wonder what would happen if two guys-who-never-get-tired-of-hearing-thier-own-voices got together. -cough- Illusion -cough- Gambit

I love my voice! It sounds like an angel singing from the heavens.

...That's wonderful.

I should totally sing now duude..
*Sings my ABC's, the voice is so bad and high pitch the frequencies made birds explode*