I think the worst thing that could happen with the smart zapper is the person turning into a super smart villain.

. . . I'll have a taser on stand by to knock him out.

Crystallyn has disappeared >_< Oh noes!

-pounces on Lisoh-

Meow ♥

Eeep~!
-Falls over.-

How have things been for you Liosh? I've been absent because of emotional stuff mostly.

It's been awful.
Thom bailed on me last Saturday with no word (called and everything and no response), deleted his dating website profile, and puts me on limited information.. Thursday he asks me to join him for lunch. Where he tells me he has a new girlfriend, doesn't want to lead me on, is happy with her, and wants to be friends. I did send a grrish text later asking why he did it. The whole day he doesn't respond, even when I said I would like to be friends. Then Friday I see he deleted and blocked me on Facebook.

I kinda wanna put his number up on craig's list so he gets men asking for his peter-dink.

~.~ How horrid.

I wouldn't suggest the revenge route no matter how nice it is to think about.

Not even reporting his landlord for section eight fraud? Because that is going on. It would mean Thom must be kicked out and homeless. -Grins.-

He does seem to have gone a bit overboard.

-Nods- Just a bit.

Hum, well, for fraud that might be a good thing overall. I just don't like doing things based on revenge :x

>_> I was gonna spray paint "Philandering Pig" on his car. Or key it in. But I'm thinking homeless works.

As well as curses. -Grins wickedly.-

Well if it makes you feel better and doesn't directly get him killed...

Being dead destroys the torture of life. It would be too sudden.

I may sleep. My brain is foggy.

Hope you sleep well then Liosh -hugs-

Thank you -Hugs back.-

My brain is killing me with the "you need to sleep" and I work tomorrow.

Gah it's so hot. Where is everyone.

*erupts from a huge pile of pillows like a hungry dragon* I'm here~ > w<

-Screams and falls over.-
DON'T EAT ME!

RAWR~ >:3 *sniffs at Lio*

-Twitches a little.- @_@

*snuggles Lio* Silly Lio. Friends aren't food. > w<

-Snuggles back.- I hope they're not food.

Of course not. There would be no more friends if I ate them all. o wo;

True. You could keep making friends.

I'm not the best at making friends, though. > 3>;

Neither am I. I tend to be rather quietly secluded in a corner.

Me too. o 3o I'm not a people person at all.

I'm very much one who tends to hide out at home.

*happy flail* Omigosh me too~ > w< I just don't mesh well with other people.

I just had a huge ass beetle in my house.

BWAH?! *flails* D8 I think you just broke my brain...

How'd I make your brain break?

Just thinking about beetles in noses just... bluh. > A< It's not a very nice thought to have.

That's very disgusting images.

Yep. That's why my brain broke. o 3o; At least it's not beetles going into ears... WHY?! Why must I think about these things?! D8

Think of fluffy kitties. They can't go up your nose.

Now I'm just thinking of kittens going up that giant nose from Double Dare. D8

Eww. That nose was rather creepy.