How does one be cute?
Cute is something I think I'd want to be. Cute & evil even better.

You need to suck the life from a thousand adorable bunnies, kitties, and puppies. Fall into a pit of hot wax, and ask the great Egyptian God Hequet to change your body into the cute adorableness you desire.

I believe this is what Masahiro Sakurai did to de-age as he grew older.

Who's Masahiro Sakurai? o.O

Very well, then. Lawtan will set up a no-kill shelter - that Law will - and explain the deaths as a disease that ran through. Lawtan shall offer the bodies of the critters to Hequet, by using them to make wax. Then, Lawtan will have stoned five birdies with one kill, or so the saying goes.

(Unfortunately, Lawtan really stinks at being evil, and so is appalled that Lawtan even came up with this scenario. Lawtan shall now purge the sin of writing this through self-flagellation. And Lawtan is talking in third person, for some reason.)

The Creator of Super Smash Bros, Kirby, and the new Kid Icarus: Uprising.

Ah, that makes sense. XD

I have never played any of those games...

O.o

Sorry if I went overboard...

I'm played most of them, but I never paid attention to them names of the creators. x'D

I only bother with a few. I'm just really into Smash Bros and I Kid Icarus: Uprising is my favorite 3DS game (until Majoras Mask comes along as my favorite game of all time and all...) so I bother to know who Sakurai is, and he spends a lot of time letting people know who he is when he was developing Brawl and Smash 4.

Well, I don't really pay attention to the announcements on these things, I'm usually told about them through someone else. x'D

...Is it just me, or is this the only thread still active in Nox?
*Cheers for Illusion's thread lasting*

Actually, I do believe it is to be honest. x'D

Indeed it is, I've been scared to talk in fear of the forum closing. And yet this thread thrives.

-Raises mug filled with apple juice-

LET'S DRINK!

Here! Here!
*glugs down alcohol free cider*
:D

*Drinks hot cocoa* Cheers!

And today I've made 750 aurum just from the crane game~♥

..... So. How about those drinks... -HICK!-

The cider is yummy!~♥

...How is Illusion drunk on non-alcoholic beverages?
...then again, I enter a buzzed state as a precursor to migraine headaches, so...

Ah, I was the only one to drink the non-alcoholic version. :D

Ima.... -HICK-
Nooooooootttt drruuuuunk. -HICK-
IMMA.... PFFFTTT!

*Pokes Illusion, to much wobbling*
Uh-huh. *Waves a skunk under Illusion's nose*

If that doesn't work try a corpse flower, they are really good at waking people up. :D

Oh...I visited one of those while it bloomed. I am thankful my nose barely works.

I've never smelled one but a lot of people say its horrible. x'D

-HICK-
Smellllllyyyyy smelllzz...
-HICK-
Pffftttttt..... Have I everr told youu guyz... That -hick- Immma illusion... Haaaaa.
-HICK-
I live
-HICK-
In spaaaccee
-HICK-
Innn. Aa aby...
-HICK-
Thingy.

Shall we chloroform Illusion, ml1201? It may be the best way to keep the intoxicated one from hurting himself.

We could always dunk him in water, I hear that works for some people. :D

*Fills a tub of water and ice cubes*
Okay, here we go, Illus-lus. *Carefully drops Illusion into the ice water tub...in such a way as to prevent Illusion drowning in 6 inches of water*

...........
I'm good.

Aww, you sure? I was going to add some fancy salts and everything.

Oh man, I remember there was this one time I sent Tiva a drunk PM. That was amusing.

lol, I'm glad I don't have to worry about that since I don't drink. XD

I recall talking to you when you were drunk.

Don't drink much myself. Maybe a shot of rum to kill a really bad migraine.

Okay, I was a bit buzzed at that R7, but not too drunk. I don't drink to get drunk.

@Law
I've never actually been drunk and I've never drank alcohol in real life. o.O Let's just say that as a kid a lot of bad things happened because of alcohol and I don't want to take the chances doing the same things myself so I don't even drink it. I'll eat food cooked in it, but I won't have anything with actual alcohol.

I wasn't thinking about the R7 - I was thinking about one of the Skype chats.
Drunk may have been an overstatement. (Bad use of words. I wasn't trying to imply "drunk and reckless" - more "buzzed and slightly loopy")

I can understand that, ml1201. *Hugs*

....I don't remember that. Then again, I usually don't remember much of being even slightly buzzed.

Oh! I thought you were talking about me getting drunk and talking to you. x'D Ops! o///o

-Is having a apple juice hangover-