Is that a clown phobia I spot?

I wouldn't go as far as to say phobia. Definitely not a phobia. No no, my phobias are...different.

Clowns are just wrong on a fundamental level. Those big bald heads, exagerrated face paint. That unhinged, illogical excitement at nonsenical humor that makes it impossible to reason with a clown. Those eyes. That grin. That awful...awful side hair.

The clown is dead. Anything calling itself a clown today is a twisted mockery of innocence lost. Woe be to you who would tolerate a clown.

I am actually afraid of wasps.

Wasps are dicks.

Exactly. Wasps are the Dodge Rams of the insect world. No matter if you get close or they get close, they instantly take offense. Nothing should be able to sting you multiple times. But yeah no in my old delivery job I used to deliver to a guy who had a house covered in wasps. I had two massive cans of projectile RAID and every delivery was pretty much a PTSD John Woo film.

I also hate wasps, but, wasp item incoming.

Well if that's how that goes, I also have a phobia of Pangolins and receiving large amounts of aurum.

Hahaha tell Dolly about that one xD

*Carries a basket with a Pangolin, Clown Doll, and Japanese Wasp*
Oops...now the links are all mixed up...

*Checks for Widdershins*
*Checks for Anglo-Saxon heritage*
*Ckecks for Paganism*

...nuts...
*Gets buried in acorns*

...help...me....

xD

oh my god. Your avatar is terrifying cupcake.

*lightly nudges you toward a fridge*

Nega-IT!

There's all shroom down here, Georgey.

You've gone too far.

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Forgive me
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On the clown subject, I had a roommate who went to clown school for her high school senior project and is a certified clown. Only It-esque clowns who are made for the sole purpose of being creepy, and parodies of clowns shown in the media, are actually creepy or weird. Actual clowns are pretty cool.

I think the thing that bothers me is that they're really just regular people with the people thoughts and desires and such. Like I know they're actors, but something feels like a clown should be a separate entity.

Hmmm, yeah, I can see that. You don't have the physical separation from them like you do with movie or stage actors. They're RIGHT THERE, interacting with you.

Clowns are pretty creepy but im not exactly scared of them, if one was trying to kill me id be frightened though. I guess thats the same with people regardless of what theyre wearing xD

Now if you want to see something scary, once upon a time I had a particularly creepy delivery that I took video of because I genuinely thought I might not make it back. Late at night, patient was deaf and I had to absolutely make sure that they took their meds. House was in the middle of the woods 40 minutes from any town. If anyone is interested in seeing what creepy looks like, I can deffo show you.

this is an R rated video isn't it Salone.

Also. I used to be super afraid of mascots, I still don't entirely trust them.

Some light swearing in the beginning, is all actually, but I was scared as hell at the time. Have no idea how creepy it is to be completely isolated and alone surrounded by woods. Aaand it can be found here if you dare!

Catching up on the walking dead. I am so devastated.

I just. . . I am so sad.

I know quite a few people that like that show. O.o

That's because it's great! ^.^

I'm not much for zombies so I don't watch it. ^^;

hey no worries <3

But one of my friends has a zombie deck for Magic the Gathering. x'D

I prefer ghosts to zombies...unless the "Zombie" is more science fiction Cthulhu-esq or a corpse turned into a hive for another creature. (Alias - Fungi-zombies, Virus & Nano Zombies, and Bug-zombies)

Kind of like in that video game....... Last of us??

Yep. That's the one. Mix Last of Us with something like Parasite: Eve...maybe a little Dead Space or Resident Evil...more Silent Hill...

I don't watch The Walking Dead either. I tried one episode, once. Zombies aren't really my thing but I don't necessarily shun them...but the blood-and-guts was just too much for poor little me. As great as the story is, I just didn't like the show.

When I watch scary stuff, I much prefer the mystery-suspense-thriller type.

^This

Poes and Woes, Doyles and Boils...

I also prefer mystery and suspense when it comes to scary stuff. *nods*

See, I don't mind the cyber thing in Soma, I just see them as robots or something. ^^;

I love izombie soso much xD