Sorry...It was the first thing I got when looking up "evil ham"

...Sadly no green eggs.
*Adds massive ham demon to "reasons Tam does not like ham"*

LMBO.

I just finished watching 'The Croods' twice, back to back.

*Looks up plot summary*
Okay...an airship...in 14000 BCE or earlier...O.o

Given, I was trying to design a Persian airship based on Chinese mythology...in a world with somewhat more Oxygen (so that bugs are bigger and flight is easier to achieve...and with far less sulfur it balances out for flammables...I overthink)...in late antiquity...but that far back, you could have tamed human-sized scavenger birds...

XD The airship employed birds. And the critters in 'The Croods' were all hybrid things like you'd find in 'Avatar the Last Airbender', only funnier.

"Still alive!"

I think I need to get a couple of movies on Monday. it'll help make things a little easier on me...

*Huggles the Den*

*throws glitter and jelly beans for the Den*

Things to do tomorrow: walk to a couple stores, get those movies I was eyeing the other day, and see if any of the three hardware stores in town have foam floor mats...

*looks at Den's avatar. Pokes Den's avatar in the tattoo that won't blind her*

Did you get the movies?

Yup. and I got Spaceballs as well.

LOL I still remember the silliness of that movie. But the thing that sticks with me was the reaction to the bad lunch.

lol that was a funny scene. that and the "We ain't found *poop*!" scene.

I don't remember that one.

I nearly have a hundred hearts! Maybe soon I'll have my hazmat suit!

It was when they were combing the desert.

Okay, yeah. I don't have any memories of that. LOL

I'm starting to worry I won't be able to save enough hearts for the hazmat suit. *shakes head at self*

Weh. I'm having similar issues in my goal to get one of every item from the shop...

Youcandoit!

I keep wanting to make slime-related wisecracks.

lol go for it... I'm probably going to assemble the goo squad again sometime after the event's over.

You have a thing for hanging out with slimeballs, huh?

well, at least with the goo squad, their slimyness is due to their makeup, and not due to ulterior motives. Unlike some of the people I've known in the past, who are no longer in my life.

XD Now I'm thinking of those slime filled areas in 'Dragon Tavern'.

https://45.media.tumblr.com/673abfe0...pwtao1_500.gif

(Am letting out steam)

Dragon Tavern?

You can beat up monsters, take their lunch money, and use that to buy bigger sticks to beat up tougher monsters! :D It's a good way to kill five minutes a day.

Huh. Simple enough. Why does it remind me of old internet games?

It was made in the spirit of the old-school text-based RPGs.

With a lot of happy Australian crazy mixed in. XD

Den and I have RP characters based on the world.

And they're some of my favorite peeps to play with. :)

...I feel the need to share this...

http://i.imgur.com/KUuVoCO.gif

"Onward, noble steed!"

"There'd better be nachos after this!"

LMBO. There are a lot of pictures of animals having tortoise rides on YouTube. There's also one of a smaller tortoise playing with a ball. He tucks his head back and shoves it all over the place with the front of his shell.

it's almost as cute as a cat, dressed up like a shark, riding around on a roomba. :)

Well, I find it cuter, because he's using his brains... so maybe they're both equally cute? XD

...Chasing a baby duck...
Junji Ito's Mechanical Jaws has been made real.

XD Yet another video from Sharky's owner.

There's a video of Max (the cat) entertaining a baby in a shark costume.

Those animals were something else. (Sharky the dog's gone now)

http://i.giphy.com/xT9DPHufHM87jmRWBa.gif

Duckett charge! :D