Yeah, that was the one I was referencing. Might try to find it later. Damn good thread.

bluolet

sorry that was stronger than me

I wish I could find it...
I have way too many things in my likes on tumblr.

And I'm getting rather sleepy D:

i've seen white aubergine but that doesnt look like eggs either where i am from XD more like old lightbulbs


well, some breeds of violet are blue. like roses they come in many hues(white, purple, blue, lavender, striped, pinkish)

did you know apples and roses are part of the same family of plants? and there are nearly twice as many breeds of apples as there are seats in parliament?

I have figured out how to make citrus vodka taste less like citrus-scented soap and the answer is to add lemon juice

hahaha, more citrusy = add citrus? XD

the tartness blocks out most of the soapy feel

edit; as well as everythhinh else tbh

why not just eat lemons? meyer lemons are fucking swell with a little clotted cream~

1.) i don’t have lemons

2.) wth is clotted cream, that sounds gross

3.) i’ve had a terrible three weeks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clotted_cream here ya' go

...huh. Looks like a cross between butter and heavy cream

yeah only it is steamed instead of churned so it's not as clumpy and butter-tasting. it's pretty fine with toast and jam

hmm. maybe i’ll try it at some point

i recommend it ^^ *thumbs up*

Did you know if you replace certain politicians with apples, the overall quality of the government might increase? :p-innocent:

did you know that politicians, like APPLES, ARE VULNERABLE TO STABBING

hell, even lemons would be better.

i'd appreciate it if we could replace the PM with a fuckin lemon.

They're more poisonous than apples tho
like the cyanide to deliciousness is the direct opposite

can we petition to get old bojo replaced with a lemon? X''D

Why are y'all getting so upset with the lemons? Lemons make fish taste 10x's better. Good for lemonade. Have you ever tried squirting lemon into someones eyes? Great entertainment if you can run fast enough!

nah, fam. lemons are great, it is boris johnson that we take umbrage with


also i got chastised for calling my junk 'wee boris johnson' apparently the fact that it looks disheveled and noone wants to see it in public is not sufficient for calling it that x''D

I figured. Just feel bad for the lemons to be dragged into this.
I was also a bit confused as to what PM stood for. Thought y'all talking Canada and was softly shaking my head.

prime minister X''D

think i'd take cyanide over the current PM.

did you know that cucumbers contain enough cyanide to kill a cockroach, and still be safe for us to eat?

Have you guys heard that song, "Lemon Tree" by Peter, Paul and Mary?

I personally, love lemons!

Can't believe cockroaches survive an atomic bomb but not cucumbers

I've never even seen a real life cockroach before!!!! :O

At least, not IRL

But I really don't want to see one either!

I remember map colors. If I recall correctly though, magic markers was a brand of markers and so like kleenex just became the name

Pfft, cucumber? I don't buy it.
Cockroaches are goddamn superheroes. They can tolerate 900 times their own weight, their tolerance to insectizide increases with every generation, they can breathe through their body and don't even need their head to survive. Why on earth would cucumber be their kryptonite?!

Not cucumber, just the cyanide xDD

Ava, never come to Brazil then xDDD

Oof!

Mom told me that in Hawai'i they have huge cockroaches in the summer ;-;
There's giant beetles here in Los Angeles and I can't stand them...

Strangely, though, I could never kill them D:

-snort- You don’t even need to be in Brazil. Just find any heckin communal housing environment and get a few housemates (like me) who don’t throw shit out regularly.

... why don't you don't throw shit out regularly????

My house is pretty clean, but somehow when it's hot cockroaches still come out because they're the true owners of the place I guess

oooh damn, true. when I was in college/uni we always had a cleaning lady |D

Back when I was in traditional style dorms, we had a housekeeper for the communal areas. Suite bathrooms and rooms, though? That’s all on you.

At AZ, though, my housing situation has either been something like a studio apartment with a shared kitchen (bugs went through the entire building via pipes; I kept the kitchen pretty tidy but they still liked using it as a pit stop on their way to the end rooms), or an actual small house w two housemates.

Man, I'd just teach my cockroaches to tap dance and start a roach revue.

Bathrooms are the areas that need cleaning the most tho!!

Nothing for cockroaches to eat in bathrooms.