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Trak; Ah. I had one lying around. Seems it expired in 07. So I unwrapped it and played with it. Not as much fun alone. I had a hard time unrolling it. Note to anyone; don't bother unrolling them when expired. That's almost impossible.
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Espy - I don't want to ever have to tell someone "I may be the father".
Lio - It really is! I hate math! Fallen - I've been part of the family since Trisphee was conceived. I was friends with many of the staff members for at least a year or more before then. |
Alex; It's overrated. And if I ever had to tell someone I was pregnant, I'd probably take a gun to my womb. >.< I'm too young, and my system is too messed up to handle that.
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We don't need more babies in this world anyway.
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@Lio~ -fantasizing- o uo... go on~
I wonder if any of mine are expired now o .o... If there are I need to get rid of them o xo |
Trak; Fantasizing about what? lol I didn't use it in any sort of way. I put it on my fingers and wiggled around. I was bored.
You should, but if if the glowing one is expired, maybe you could unroll it and get it glowing so I can see? >.> Too weird? Alex; I keep saying that but nobody listens! |
@Lio~ -continues his fantasy-
o uo Still works for me~ XD But if I find one sure > u< |
Trak; -Blinks.- I wanna know this fantasy! I'm curious!
What works? And really?! ^.^ I like glowing things. |
@Lio~ I just noticed every thread we go to turns into something perverted o .o
Well lets see... You played with a glowing condom on your finger... Theres so much to imagine~<3 @Alex~ I blame you for the perverted things that have happened here mhmm XD |
Lio - Sadly, society expects women to want to have children. It's kinda sad really... Why MUST they want to have children?
Trak - Blame it on me all you want! |
Trak; Maybe we can't be in the same threads?
And I didn't get to do that with a glowing one. It was a simple plane one. I want the glowing one though. And it's not Alex's fault if we taint the very pureness of thread. Alex; Good thing I don't follow society well. IF I have kids it will be on my terms. And don't let Trak blame you for our uncontrollable lusty feelings. |
Pfft. I'm not pure myself, why should I care? xD
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@Lio~ Glowing or not its still a nice fantasy = u= b
... -looking at one of his expired ones- You know... It looks awfully small o .o |
They expire????
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Alex; you're a mod. . . Oh wait. . . this isn't Gaia. Never mind! These days if you even say condom they get all testy.
And they do expire Trak; How is it a turn on if it's on my fingers. It should be on something else. Small how? |
We have an older target audience than Gaia >.>
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I do forget that. >.<
I can actually lower some of my filters. |
I still wouldn't go too far into details, because we need to be aware that there ARE younger people here... sometimes. xD But yeah.
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@Lio~ Ha... puns... XD
@Alex~ Yeah condoms expire o .o... This one looks all shriveled and dead XD |
Oh I know, but its not nearly as worrisome.
Trak; Oooh, I like puns. |
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Yep. But the one I opened had been expired since 07. I opened it this year. That's four years. It looked like new.
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This one is 8 years over o xo... Poor first condom...
@Lio~ I found another flavored one :O Tis chocolate o .o @Alex~ I learned that back in sex ed o .o I think I was the only one there that already new what sex was and how a girl got pregnant... Ah air force bases were so much fun when I was younger = u= One girl thought that she could get pregnant from just swallowing o .o... I was like... Has she already tried it or something o .O |
From... swallowing??? What the hell is wrong with her???
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Trak; Don't laugh, I'm not that much of a fan of chocolate. I'll eat it but it's not a need for me.
If someone could get pregnant swallowing there would be a lot more teen pregnancies. But I guess she at least sees it in the body. A friend of mine has a friend she goes to college with who is afraid she's pregnant even though she and the boyfriend have never had sex. She thinks she can get pregnant from the toilet. |
... From the toilet??? In college? What the hell is wrong with people???
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Alex; Yeah. I told Caitlyne to find different college friends.
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What is this world coming to when people considered adults by society are so ignorant about such things?
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Who knows. Someday they will be extinct?
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If you've ever seen the movie "Idiocracy"? For some reason I think we are headed in that direction. And as an intellect... that thought scares me quite a bit.
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I haven't seen it. But I can believe the world will end because of one idiot.
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One idiot? The world will end because many idiots are involved...
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@Lio~ o xo''
That's the problem when schools drop sex ed. and substitute it with those abstinence program bs... It was mandatory to go one back in my old high school. I ended up going to the counselors office because I refused to take the pledge > .> Its not that I object to waiting till marriage ( I don't want to though ) its the fact that they denounce condoms and called them unsafe > .< To me it was the worst hour in my life. Even more so then when my appendix burst and I spent 2 days in crippling pain > .< |
Alex; Yes, but only one will be blamed.
Trak; Aww. My school never made us agree to be abstinent. And I would tell them to blow it out their whazoo! I had no intention of waiting for marriage, but I wouldn't sleep with someone just because. I need to feel a connection with the person. |
The instigator? It's likely. xD
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@Lio~ I'm the same way.. Though so far I have failed terribly D:
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Trak; Failed what? I seem to fail in the love department. =/
Speaking of, I should probably go make a snack and go to bed. |
@Lio~ Gah its 2am for you~!!!
Yes go to bed~ And get a good night sleep. With plenty of provocative dreams... And less of Mr tiddle > .> I swear I'll kill him in my sleep if I see him again... |
Trak; So? I wanna talk to you!
I welcome provocative dreams. Mr. Tiddle will have to find another dream to raid! But if you kill him off now, how will I make the story? Mom turned to watch on the history channel about the sexual revolution in '69, it's a special on hurricanes hitting the Northeast. o.O But if you're telling me I have to go sleep. I will -Pouts- |
I think I'm going to sleep. Night.
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