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[/Yawns]

Keep stabbing all you want, just get it out of your system.

I still loves you~

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Originally Posted by Lunaryon (Post 502764)

NOOOOOOOOO! Curse you Eagle! Do not sleep, for fear of my Unholy Wrath! I will not have my Judgement denied me! Pain and suffering will be your bread and your butter. Dust shall be your water, and locust shall swarm upon your home. Frogs will spill from every container, and your mother will gain blisters upon her feet! Your bed shall be infested with rats, and your bath with bats and leeches! Your next born child shall be born with no legs, and your second child shall be born still! Bats will nest in the Bellfry of your place of worship, and ants shall devour all your food. Hypodermic needles shall be deposited into your trash, and the FBI will arrest for being the leader of a drug and slavery ring! Your father will lose his fingers, and bears will bunk along side you. All of your clothing shall be replaced with speedos, all occupied by rabid Wolverines! And I mean the animal, not the marvel character. It shall rain glass from clouds of cyanide over your head daily, and trees will gnaw upon your shoes! Zombies will eat your neighbors, and then steal your job! You will be driven into the wilderness by a lynch mob carrying Hand grenades and Tazers, and then the wilderness will chase you into the city with a lynch mob of cute fluffy bunnies and snakes wielding machetes and chainsaws! Fear me Eagle, for crossing me will cause only pain and suffering! And yet, I have warned you twice, but still you have crossed me a third time. Cross me once more, and even the power of a volcano shall be naught before my RAGE!

And while I was saying my rant he was standing behind me, ON CAMERA, holding a sign saying I loved him. He just needs to die SOOOO much

-tosses Luna a broken vodka bottle- Here, use this. Or I can just go over there myself and do my thing.

BOTH! *Smashes broken bottle on Eagles head* Get him! *Stabs in eye with even more broken bottle*

-sighs and walks over, unsheathing a katar-

Why're we murdering people in the brothel again...?

Wait, that doesn't matter. -stabs Eagle in the stomach, then rips upwards-

Urgh... Now I have to wash all of his blood off. *Shudder* @Eagle Stop following me and sending me off into my rants!*Kicks head* Now Die!

I'm really tempted to draw all of this...

@ Luna: Psh, you followed me~ I was in the Senate before you even knew what a Nikko was~ As for rants... QUIT BEING FUNNY~ <3

@ Espy: DO EET.

Yes! Please do! I would buy it just to hang in my house somewhere!

Lmao, my new favorite phrase. -Organ Pinata-

@Lady Kats I agree completely.

@Eagle Hey, Nikko is my brother! And what does he have to do with this conversation at all?

@ Luna: 'Cause you said not to follow you~ So I was pointing out, that where we met, the Senate, I was there first~ And Nikko is there~ And Nikko luvs me~

@ Katsa: ORGAN PINATA.

XD nothing at all. He's a master at changing the subject. Don't fall for it! D:<

-shoots a hole in the ceiling-

So bored. CompProg hw is being a bitch like always.

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Originally Posted by The Great Eagle Eye (Post 502849)

@ Luna: 'Cause you said not to follow you~ So I was pointing out, that where we met, the Senate, I was there first~ And Nikko is there~ And Nikko luvs me~

@ Katsa: ORGAN PINATA.

>:D I want one now!

I feel an itch to stab you again eagle...

@ Luna: 'Cause Nikko luvs me~?

No. Because you are annoying. Really really really annoying. I'm surprised you haven't been stabbed more often.

-hands Luna a blade dipped in mamba poison-

@ Luna: I'm only annoying when I want to be~

Hey! Mamba poison. *Licks a drop off of the blade* Yum! *Stabs Eagle with the Mamba blade*

@ Luna: I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY~~~ [/Sings out of tune.]

o.O I really hope your body produces its own antidote...

Sadly... So can I. I don't think I'll ever tire of trying to kill you.

WHOA. SNEAKERS?! Did I miss something?

Lol, stalker status? O3o

Antidotes are for dotes that are out of control!

Plus, with all the stab wounds, I'll bleed the poison out before it does any harm.

EVERYONE! GO BUY THE NEW SHOES I PUT INTO THREADS!! 8D

Yeah... But won't you also bleed out? Like all your blood?
and Espy, I don't quite produce my own antidote, I absorb it, and can use my blood to create my own poisons...

and i got them first :D

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Originally Posted by Taiki (Post 502890)

EVERYONE! GO BUY THE NEW SHOES I PUT INTO THREADS!! 8D

I just did XD Thanks, Taiki~

I is wear new shoes! They comfy! Good creation Taiki!

hey luna didnt you say you came from taikis site?

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Originally Posted by Taiki (Post 502890)

EVERYONE! GO BUY THE NEW SHOES I PUT INTO THREADS!! 8D

-LUFFS ON ALL OF THEM-
I love the two-colored option too! =O

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Originally Posted by Ultima (Post 502912)

-LUFFS ON ALL OF THEM-
I love the two-colored option too! =O

Only the best for you guys! *u* I knew everyone would appreciate that.

-floats into the thread, in brand new attire-

EDIT: DARNIT. MORE NEW STUFF? GYAAAAH. TAITAI GONNA KEEL MY FUUUUUNDS. xD <3

DX You missed the stabbing! It was fun!