It's got an Alice in wonderland vibe.

I was thinking more common anime plotline of young person having some sort of supernatural guardian...

Herrmm

Indeed, could be that too.

...I imagine Schickelgruber growling, at least as far as adults go, would sound similar to alligator bellowing.

That's a scary noise.

Yes, and that would be the whole point. XD

I wouldn't go near anything making that noise.

Particularly not if it was between six and seven feet tall, built like a tank, and bearing very large, sharp teeth.

No no no.....no. I would be terrified.

Exactly! Now imagine it's got luminous eyes which, like its teeth, are outlined in black so that they stand out more. And you just shot it, but it doesn't feel a thing and keeps right on coming at you...

*Pissing pants in fear*

You'd have to be pretty well retarded or very desperate to fuck with Schickelgrubers...

Yeah,

we see what happened to Winston.

Just. Squash. Winston-waffles.

Ew,

but at least Katie is safe now.

Exactly, and better to be safe than to be burned by Winstons.

> n> Still craving that toaster strudel. But I know I shouldn't eat that. Especially since my grandma made pizza today...

Wwwarrgh,

I had a hotdog....am a bit too worn out to go look for better foods.

Goddamn unhealthy foods! ...It just had to be spinach pizza, which I love.
; A;

yup, darn people wanting my DVDs, won't knock on my door.

err, what? ._.

Where we skip to now?

Dad came bargaining asking me what movies I have, he can't knock and wait for me to bring them.

I see, charming...

...^^^

Yup,

but my family has always been sort of intrusive.

Yes. Is the way of families, and mine was never any different.


:[ I asked question...

Oh yes, errrm I don't know, maybe skip a couple of year? To Randy VIII being labeled as Special Class.

There, skipping achieved.

Hurrah for skipping!

skip skip skip

...I wonder if putting chocolate syrup in my pudding will make it like a chocolate pudding, or just make it like garbage...

If it's that flavorless milky stuff we had then it will make it taste like garbage.

http://grooveshark.com/s/Grow+For+Me/3U3fCu?src=5

Also, this person doesn't sound right.

Dear god, is he complaining or trying to score a date with the plant? He just... doesn't sound like a dork at all. :[

I find that it's decent if you put like twice the normal amount.

He sings too....nicely? Like he's more interested in the quality of his singing than the context of the situation. And considering the contest he shouldn't be singing that passionately about giving a plant levels of moisture from desert to mud.

http://grooveshark.com/s/Feed+Me+Git+It/3U3huH?src=5

...I think he's got a crush on that plant.

No, definitely not...

and while I can totally see having a crush on that plant *ahem*, this is just wrong. So wrong.

But apparently that "Passion" is what was missing from Rick Moranis's performance.

Bull. Shit. Utter bullshit. .___. Speaking of which, where is the damn plant's passion in all this? It's like he's trying, but it's all kinda the same tone.

Yeah, that plant is kind of anemic if you ask me.

Yegh, none of it sounds right.

Wiiillliiiisss, I thought we established that all the other offspring were general-class except for Four (and One, but he has a different mother so he doesn't count).

Oh, I forgot about that, I keep thinking it's they're all warrior class except nine and four.

...You're weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_qXWK_cXs

Dat cow is history.

But anyway, I can't figure out why for the life of me people think the original LSOH is better. Seymore might be a better singer but he's more interested in making his singing sound pretty than he is in being a character.

I kinda like the music. Makes it look like they're dancing for a minute, there.

And yes. Yes, it does. I do not like that version at all. The movie... srsly cannot be improved upon.