"I'll drive," Light snapped. "So I can put the screen up between my self and the rest of you idiots!"

"...Mihael and everyone came in a limo," Near dead-panned.

"Lawliet isn't the brightest," Missy laughed, nervously.

"...That has to be the single most amazing thing in all of this." Mello shook his head- looking genuinely astonished.

They slowly all piled into the limo and Light took the driver's position, closing the screen as he said he would.

Near sat beside Mello, still staring at him openly. His shoulders were still shaking a bit.

Mail was seated across from Near and moved to comfort the boy, but stopped when Mihael put his arm around Near's shoulders- seated on the boy's other side.

Near didn't seem to notice, still staring openly at Mello.

"Doesn't that make you uncomfortable?" Missy asked. "He's staring at you."

"What else does he do?" Mello shrugged. "I've been staring at him this whole time too, you just couldn't tell."

There was a pause, before Missy squealed, "That's so romantic!"

"What?" Near asked in confusion, pulling his eyes away to look at her.

"So are you guys really lovers?" Missy asked. "Because we can totally tell there is sexual tension between your characters!"

"...Ah, she's playing Misa Amane." Mello pointed at Missy and nodded- as though it explained everything.

"She has a PH.D in physics, if you can believe it." Mail snorted.

"Oh come on!" Missy groaned. "You can not tell me there wasn't sexual tension in that gun scene? Why do you think you guys had to keep re-filming it? You weren't doing it right!"

"What the hell?" Mihael frowned.

"They couldn't have gotten some A-list guys to play us?" Mello asked Near.

"What gun scene?" Near asked, causing Missy to fall silent.

"You said a PH.D?" Mello asked Mail.

"Not in social studies." Mail mumbled.

"Missy, shut the hell up!" Mihael hissed.

"Sorry!" She whined. "Its just... do you know how cool it is to meet the real Mello? You do him like no justice at all! I bet the real Matt's cool, too!"

"Seriously, she's for real?" Mello asked Near.

"Mello is a celebrity," Near hummed.

He reached out and touched the other's face, assuring himself once more that the blonde was in front of him.

Missy quieted down, watching this with big eyes.

"It's nothing." Mello said moving Near's hand away from his burn. "It was a while ago."