Lets try the caramel drizzle.

Very well. *goes into the back room where an alarming amount of screaming is heard, then returns with a slice of cake* Terribly sorry about the wait. *drizzles the caramel over the slice*

*takes the cake*

Goodness what was that fuss all about?

*Takes a bite*

This is wonderful by the way!

Oh, someone in the kitchen broke the rules and had to be punished.

I'm so glad you're enjoying the cake though! We have lots of caramel sauce if you would like more, too.

Ahhh. Well if they broke the rules...

Oh it's just lovely! Very well done. But I'll pass on the extra caramel sauce.

Yes, of course they had to be punished. All who break the rules must be punished, like those Anarchy harlots Panty and Stocking!

Sooooooo bored..... =dies=

Hey now, you're not allowed to die in here! That's against the RULES!!!

Ahhhs.

Hiya Pinky!

*brings fresh cookies out of the back room* Fresh cookies at the top of the hour, just like it says in the rules!

Oh yay!

*Wonders over and picks up an oatmeal cookie*

Yays no raisins!!!

Of course not! Raisins are the most vile and disgusting of all dried fruits. Our oatmeal cookies feature delicious cinnamon chips instead!

Yummy!!! I love oatmeal cookies!

As do I, and the cinnamon is good for your blood pressure.

Oh I did not know that! That's pretty cool actually.

It was either blood pressure or blood sugar..... I can't remember. It's good for diabetes control. *daydreams* Ooh, that reminds me of the beef stir fry my dad made once. It had beef, green bell peppers, onions, and all sorts of spices in it including cinnamon! *drools* Oh, it was fantastic!