But we do grow a penis, but just not by her manliness. Thank you Y chromosome!

@Gozed
LOL. Don't word it like that!

"She's pregnant!"
"...trust me, I know."

@Lovely
It is because of my manliness. Scientifically proven.

Well you pretty much told me around the same time you and your hubby found out.
Go Go internet pen-pals.

I know that.

But it was like you were saying, "Trust me, I was there." XDDD

I'm glad that I don't have to worry about getting people pregnant. 8D

Wasn't I?!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

That's really gross. D8

What's about pregnancy

</squints> Well, you could have been hiding in the kitchen pantry. I hope you didn't record it.

He wouldn't have been there if he didn't record it! (If they are even a guy)

I can't fit in my pantry

I did. It was just so horrible I had to bleach the video tape.
:P

Odamn. You got told. >D

Hey. I'm pretty damn sure that if you got my ass on camera then you'd want to keep that. Probably even sell it.

what happened?

@Echo-chan
Gozed apparently recorded the night that I conceived. :3

So like porn?

Totally sell it. DO EET.

One would assume as much

Can't, dropped the camera in a vat of bleach, it came out psychotic, looking kind of like a clown, and laughing maniacally.

Geeze, Gozed. You were obvs watching It. You ruined perfectly good homemade porn that I would have totally bought off of you.

Sorry, maybe my mini-cam that was taped under your table got some good footage since then.

> w > The dining room table? Because then, yeah, you probably got some kinky stuff.

O___O That's why I don't do homemade porn

I can do a creepy clown laugh. >.>

I don't want to know or hear it or I'll have nightmares

I can talk like Meatwad from aquateen hunger force.

I can talk like a twelve year old.

i look like a 16 year old >.>

That is pretty much my only special talent. xD

My talents are vast but inappropriate conversation pieces. LOLOLz.

</feels dirty now> oTL

@Bloo Same here lol

You should feel dirty Bloo, veeeeeeeeeeeeery dirty.

@Obbiesan
XD LOL.

@Gozed
ARE YOU STILL SPYING ON ME!?

I'm always up for a good inappropriate conversation! 8D

Thats true this is the brothel

Hey, you're the one that sent me that webcam invite! :P

*dances around and jiggles mah breasts*

webcam chat hawt lol

@lauv keiko
O 3O You mesmerize me with your hypnotic dancing.

@Gozed
Oh... I didn't realize the cam was pointed at me. I was trying to show you my DVD collection. :'3