Are you coming on to me? ;D
 

Ahahaa oh maaaan...I am the worst flirt. I'm actually a lot better than I used to be, I've reigned myself in a lot lol; mainly now I only do my natural flirting with people I know well...or with people that act that way towards me first. THEN IT'S OPEN SEASON

...my behavior's gotten me in trouble a few times in the past though XD (Another reason I've kind of toned myself down...but it slips out sometimes, I just can't help myself)

I can be pretty flirtatious, and haha, I can think of a few times it's caused trouble with my relationships. It always seems totally harmless until you've taken it too far, and you don't always realize right away that you've crossed the line. :/

It's lots of fun though, especially since I've realized how much more effective it is to actually talk to people than to stalk them in secret. xD

Also, your signature is really familiar; what's it from?

I'm a smooth failsonova. I can't flirt for the life of me, but whenever I'm successful it's my politeness being misinterpreted..... which is all the time. http://tinyurl.com/d2muj5c

The other day this guy claimed to be his future self and said if I didn't give his present self a chance then the world would end.

... Dude. How I met Your Mother moment much?
What does he fancy himself, Barney?

I like to flirt, and be flirted with.
I've got no ego, so, when someone flirts and shiz I LOVE it. xDD;

...I don't know if someone gave me that line in real life I might have to give them a chance from the sheer ballsiness XD;;

I never get clever hit ons, I always get the gross creepy kind - except when I've been taken, what's with that

Lanfear - Is that what it is? I guess that makes sense ~
even though it SUCKS because then you don't get the same thing when you are single xD
As I am now, and would like to stop being single sometime soon pl0x
//useless plea to the Universe lol

Haha ain't it surprisin? You talk to me you'd never guess I was like that ~
*slides up and wraps his arms around Lan from behind* is that better love?
far be it from me to let a lady remain cold
what kind of gentleman would I be ~?

I suck at flirting. >.>

Just saying.

I used to suck at flirting...seemed to have quite a few girls flirting with me though. Got better with it eventually...just needed practice and some fine tuning of charm.

As I am right now? Definitely a notorious flirt at times. Try not to be too bad though.

I'm told I'm quite terrible with my flirting.. Although usually it's just me being polite or playing around (being social and all), then it gets misinterpreted by the other person and then things can get weird. 8c

BUT when I'm Definitely Flirting, I just go wild. ;D
You can tell when I'm seriously flirting.

Hmmm. I do not flirt. No one flirts with me. Maybe I am too practical online.

aaaaah i'm a freaking chick magnet (and I'm into dudes). Then I attract other people who claim I was flirting when i was just being nice so...I don't know if it's me or them. It's frustrating though cause no one I'm TRYING to flirt with seems to pay any attention to me ='(

@Ju: That reminds me of one of my friends -- I just learned yesterday that out of my group of friends (there are four people; the three girls have short hair and the one guy has long hair), all three girls go against the gender binary, one is bisexual, and one is asexual. The second one has no idea whether people are flirting with her, and also has no idea whether people think she's flirting with them.

Signal are really easy to misinterpret and easy to miss entirely too. Even though I like flirting, I hate like - playing the game y'know, like some people do. So like, if I'm seriously interested in a person, they find out p quick lol.
Which also might have to do with me being seriously impatient XD; All those social games annoy me cos it takes forever for people to get to the point

Espy! -hugs- ^w^ I've missed you...as I always do since I'm never around boo hoo =(

haha yeah i sound like that second friend. I do not like it. I'm kinda like Rem in that i have little patience for those social mind games. i'm pretty honest to the point of being as blunt as a sledgehammer. ;^,^ Most of the time though i think i keep my thoughts to myself rather well. -nods- When it comes to flirting though I actually get nervous so i sadly to participate in the game of "do you like me?"

I don't have the guts to do that, so I try to drop subtle cues...Never's worked out, though.

I am oblivious to flirtation mostly because I think there must be something wrong with people in order for them to flirt with me. But if someone gets obvious about it or points it out, I turn red and start stuttering. :^
My mother calls me a charmer but I don't see it that way at all omg

Why are you shocked?

I'm good at flirting with people who flirt with me first.
But I'm not good at starting any sort of interaction like that.
Flirting can be fun.
But it can also hurt when you take it seriously...
& the other person is just having fun.

Pick up lines...
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.
LOLOLOL

I'm really not observant so I don't know when I'm flirting or when someone's flirting with me. I always just thing I'm/they're being friendly.

My favourite pick up line is totally: are you an orphanage because I want to put babies in you

Is anyone else around here addicted to flirting?
Probably.. But not me. I'm more of a tease than I am a flirt.

Does it make you nervous or are you a Casanova?
Nah. It doesn't.

Does it ever cause problems in your relationships?
Not that I'm aware of.

Do you use pick-up lines?
Only when I want to be silly.

What are some of the worst/funniest/creepiest lines you've heard?

"Yo, the word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long."

"If you were a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?"

"If you were a car door, I'd slam you."

"You look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."

One of our friends was hitting on Alpha yesterday, I found it mildly hilarious. The only time mild flirting hurts a relationship is when they arent comfortable enough to trust each other. As for that being said I find it funny to see other people try to come on to Alpha, he is either really oblivious or tells them to "get the hell off of him". Yesterday was a special brand of funny because of the fact that the guy is completely joking and once finding out that Alpha is bisexual startes profusely apologizing.

Hey....I'm not that bad any more. I'm generally more observant and willing to either tell them no thanks or just play along (not in a bad way, in an "I'm taken, but still able to flirt way).

I'm told I flirt a LOT though I don't try.
My guess is that people mistake my shyness and kindness as flirting?