Take my candy!
 

I, too, collected candy as I posted, and I have all I need.

So, I want to give it to you.

But you gotta earn it first! Impress me, and you get some.


I currently have 160 candy and 1 jack-o'-loot to give away.


(Spoilers: Easiest way is to make me laugh. I don't click youtube links, usually.)

*Does the dance of the flying carrot*
"Hello, my Toho,
Hello, my Kali
Hello, my ragtime ga!"
Ta-da!

(Really have enough candy - just getting doubles for Halloween in March! What? It's like Christmas in July...essentially, I am getting doubles for people who missed the event)

You got new legs!

Haha, that cat. So bad, but so good.

*Continues doing dance in the background*
Everybody do the Trisphee Rag! Everybody do the Trisphee r-"
*Falls down a trap door accompanied by Wilhelm Screams*

*dusts hands off*

That's that.

Er, I mean...

>.> <.<

You saw nothing!

Always a good kind of humor. :D

Cards Against Humanity makes for much hilarity.

*Is being carried off in a corpse cart*
But I'm not dead! Wait! I'm getting better!
;~;
I just wanted to sing! Oh, we're the...

It's a card game that encourages you to make the most horrific statements you can manage.

I mean, I guess technically that's not what it does, it just presents you with phrases that have to be picked out, but, well. The phrases tend to be hilariously bad in whatever context they get used in.

Things like "The time I came home early, I found ____"
Cards in your hand to finish the statement:
1) President Clinton naked
2) The City of Atlantis
3) Fungal Spores
4) The meaning of life, the universe, and everything
5) Cake, which is not a lie

Goal is to make everyone crack up...and truth is people tent to have rather bad senses of humor.

Everyone knows which of those is most hilarious, of course.

It's Fungal Spores.

...

What?

Well, those are the most fun

So once upon a time an ex and I had a pretty bad split. She was moving out, so I made myself scarce while her dad helped her pack things up and move. I went out drinking that night.

Bad mistake.

I come home, open the door, flip the light switch. Nothing. Bulbs must be out. Oh well. Stumble in to the dining room, nothing. none of the lights are working. I paid the bill, so it's not that. Lights on the microwave are on. I pull out my flashlight and start looking around.

Bitch took all my light bulbs.

Every single bulb in the house. Including the one in fridge, and the oven, which I still have yet to replace the one in the oven because how do you even do that. However, she did forget the one on the porch. Went outside, tottered up a chair to retrieve it, and stuck it in my lamp. And for a night, I was the world's loneliest person with a single light bulb.

Hilarity aside, always be there to watch someone move out! Light bulbs are expensive.

I don't want candy, I just thought you could appreciate a funny story.

lol, I certainly can!

It's absurd, but also believable. Best kind of story.

Wow, that is a pretty sad and funny story. Also it makes me wish I had thought about taking all the lightbulbs when I moved out. I probably still wouldn't have, because it's too much work. But I really wish I had thought of it.

You would not believe how expensive it is to replace every light in the house.

Well I'm sure you would, but you don't really consider each room having like, 3+ bulbs. It adds up very quickly. And yes, I highly suggest doing it to any future jilted lovers you may have, people of Trisphee.

lol, it is definitely a cruel thing to do...

Man, I'm so cheap. Bathrooms with 4-8 bulbs over the mirror, you know? I don't replace any bulbs until the last one dies. I only need enough light in my bathroom to pee. Which is little to no light. Makes it slightly less expensive to light my house.

Yeah, most of the reason I didn't even think about taking lightbulbs when I moved out is because, when we moved in to the apartment all the lightbulbs were already in, and we never had to replace a single one over the year we lived there. Which was nice, compared to our apartment before where we had to replace the living room light once every 3 months or so. D:

I guess I did take the bedroom lamp and its accompanying lightbulb with me though, which is almost the same since there was no ceiling light in the bedroom. :D

Me and one of my closest friends (CycloneKira) used to bunk classes in the bathroom. Once she wanted to show me something so we went into a bathroom stall and she wrote on the back of the stall's door. Then we walked out and there was a girl there, fixing her hair or something, and she was like this -> :s-twitch: to see us walk out of the same stall. :s-laugh: and I've got one of all the EIs so I don't need your candy but I don't mind if you gimme. I can, iunno, get duplicates of the same EIs and give them to someone? :p-innocent:

The best way to respond to two people coming out of the same stall in a bathroom is a big smile and a thumbs up!